[???/1] [Video/Action] The fourth wall? Murdered.

[shellderkillder]

[Like many others, Shelly ended up in Goldenrod. Now, regardless of whether you're there in the flesh or just watching the network, you will see something like... this.]

Comments

this guy's kind of everywhere this weekend...

[trollslikeaboss]

...........

[At the moment he's staring at you from somewhere behind the ice cream.]

Yessss

[shellderkillder]

[Ack, there's someone here! He quickly puts his monocle back.]

... Yes?

Yeaaahh (someone needs to troll Phoenix with his JAPANESE SELF too. :T )

[trollslikeaboss]

.....Aren't you that...

[Description description... yeah, that testimony from years ago said "a man with stitches down his face," didn't it? .....Well.]

Aren't you that jerk that kidnapped Maya Fey?

Oh yes

[shellderkillder]

[Geez, Phoenix, you don't actually remember what he looked like? His face isn't exactly forgettable.]

... Yes. It stemmed from a misunderstand, however, and I apologise for it.

[corpse_grudge]

Hee...hee...hee...

safdfhfgj YES (also 1/2)

[shellderkillder]

[That is...!]

[shellderkillder]

[He quickly puts his monocle back and tries to pretend that, you know, he wasn't just making a face other than his usual one.] Miss Cadaverini... I never expected to see you here.

[corpse_grudge]

Shelly...

[Holds out a plate of cookies.] How is... business... for you?

[GLORIOUS ADORABLE ACTION]

[slobberful]

[SUDDENLY FROM BEHIND YOU--]

Oh, wow, mister! That looks like a giant ice cream cone! Wooooow!

...can I eat it? [8DDD]

YESSSSSSS <333

[shellderkillder]

[SAFSDHRU HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THE TIME TO PUT HIS MONOCLE WHERE IT BELONGS ARGH--]

I... I believe this ice cream may be sentient.

YEEAAAHHHH!! also 1/2

[slobberful]

..."sentinent?" Is that a new flavor? I wanna try the sentinent flavor! [:D!

...so she then proceeds to happily trot over and lick that floating ice cream cone.]

2/2

[slobberful]

....eeeewww! Ew ew ew! The sentinent flavor isn't very good, mister! [Flailing around now, lol. Good luck, Shelly!]

You really should get a better flavor! Like strawberry! I really like strawberry.

DON'T BE ALARMED BYRNE JUST NINJA'D OVER TO TROLL SHELLY

[corvus_veritas]

[Byrne just kind of poofs into the picture. He has absolutely no idea where he is or how he got here. Perhaps it's fate. Perhaps his mun is amused by the thought of him being best friends with a SERIAL KILLER. Whatever the reason, he's here now. And completely clueless.]

Um. What? Where...

[He spots Shelly standing next to him. Hooray, someone he somewhat knows!]

...Oh hey, it's you. ...You don't look too good. Are y--

[...And then he spots something else. Something...special.]

................

.....alright. I have no idea what's going on here but what the hell is wrong with that...thing.

YAAAAY <3

[shellderkillder]

[An ASSASSIN, please-- wait, whoa.]

...

Mr. Faraday, I have no idea.

[corvus_veritas]

[Byrne's ignoring everything else strange about the situation (like the 'Pokaman' walking around) to just stand there, watching the UNGODLY HORROR before him with this disturbed look on his face. Just what IS that thing?!]

Is....is it alive?

[He almost wants to grab a stick and poke it to see what it'll do.]

[shellderkillder]

I... I believe it is. [Watch out, Byrne. It might attack you. 8|]

[foolishwren]

[ooc: heather is trapped inside the department store forever, but I just wanted to say that this comic makes this the best post ever]

[shellderkillder]

((A-Ahahahah, I'm flattered 8D;;))