Drabble Tree
"What are you doing?" Penny accused.
"I'm merely opening the car door for you. Is this not customary for the gentleman to open the lady's door?"
"Yeah, if we still rode in carriages and the gentleman was driving," she spat sarcastically at him.
"Are you saying that the rules specific the male to be driving?" Sheldon said, diplomatically ignoring that gentleman would have had a coachman drive his carriage for him.
"Yes, Sheldon, because that's what men are good for; sex and driving."
"Well, if that wasn't the proverbial kick to the testicles."
"Oh, I'm sorry, sweetie. Not you."