I have a sort of dressing gown - or at least that is what I use it for, which, since it is mine, means that that is what it is - with gigantic bell sleeves. I love the fabric it's made of, or more specifically the pattern. It looks like... well, it has... you know what? This is precisely why I have a digital camera. It looks like thisI love it ( Read more... )

Or at least I surmise that she must be, because she really, really loves shoes.

Here is a picture of her writhing ecstatically next to a shoe.

Here is a picture of her hugging that same shoe ( Read more... )

I'm not exactly clear on how the Evil Toast became Our Hero... but I like it.

Also, I had not realized that it was possible to chew on cardboard quite so VERY loudly. But today, as every day, one of my cats has taught me something new.

To Mr. Jekyll N. Hyde ( Read more... )

Dear Certain Small Dogs (You Know Who You Are)

You didn't even read my last letter, did you?

I am very disappointed.

Sadly,
Me

At work today, I offered to buy each of the cats a salmon if they would clean their own cages. A whole salmon!

Surprisingly, there have been no takers so far.

Cats don't know a good thing when it's offered to them.

Dear Certain Small Dogs (You Know Who You Are)

It is really not necessary to make a puddle every single time someone picks you up.

No, really. It's not.

sincerely,
Me

is that I am always finding them curled up in positions *so* cute as to stretch the credulity of the believingest believer that ever believed... but I can never get any photographic evidence of this, because they always sit up to see what I'm up to when I try to sneak out and fetch the camera. The Tux is the worst offender. Sitting up for a better ( Read more... )