Anyway... I worked out what happened to my marshmallow man (see a few entries below).

My mum opened the margarine container/UFO he was in, saw green, thought he was mould, and threw him away.

Case closed, Agent Mulder.

Also: now I really DO have lesbian infertility, but will the doctor give me a medical certificate? Hell, no!

yes. so, i forgot my LJ password, and you know, all about ever having a LJ account ( Read more... )

I don't know why this page is yellow. I don't remember it being yellow. Yellow makes me think of littleyellowdifferent.com. I am not a gay asian male, but i guess one out of three ain't bad.

I like my new/old page much better.

I read an article today which says if you eat a lot of asparagus it turns your pee green. So I just ate two cans of asparagus and I'm waiting to see the effect.

I think I'm allergic to my underarm deodorant. It's causing me pain. And, as we all know, pain is bad.

Sometimes I find myself thinking about truly pointless things. For example, I often find myself (in moments of stress/boredom) wondering what happened to the little green marshmellow alien I made in school when I was seven. He was a beautiful shade of peppermint green, and he had two musk sticks for arms, and smarties for facial features. I was ( Read more... )

I've just been reading about the awful plight of lesbian couples who can't have children. Well, duh! They called it lesbian infertility, which made me laugh. Lesbian infertility? I had that in grade school, I was out for a month.

No, wait, that was chicken pox.