Not this time. Oh no. No way. I'm not fucking stupid. I'm waking up and yes, everything's okay. Check the mirror. No Hitler moustache drawn in permanent marker on my upper lip. Good. Check my slippers. No mousetraps, no clingfilm bags of water, no drawing pins. This is getting to be tiring. Every bastard day, check, check, check. Where are my
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