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shayesaintjohn

First Brooke now me....What is up with Tom?!

Jul 13, 2005 00:00

Mega Super-Duper International Movie Star Tom Cruise recently e-mailed me. I have been on his radar for a year now,due to my song RBA (Raped By Ants). Tom thought the song was a metaphor for the misunderstandings surrounding the making of Vanilla Sky?! Whatever. I tried to tell him that the song was literally about being raped by ants and had ( Read more... )

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carltoncig July 13 2005, 08:16:42 UTC

Tom is fucked in the head!

MISSED YOU SHAYE!

shayesaintjohn July 13 2005, 12:30:13 UTC

Tom has many problems...he can't read. He says he has dyslexia but that is what dumb lazy people say when they can't read the menu at Denny's...sick.

I am glad to be missed.

Hope you are well.

shoot_the_arrow July 13 2005, 08:31:59 UTC

HAHAHAHAHA.

This post made me laugh so hard. <3

Wow, and I thought he was a nutcase only because of science junk. He didn't even graduate High School!

He did not graduate from HS and he cannot read. shayesaintjohn July 13 2005, 12:34:56 UTC

I am glad it made you laugh it made me laugh too....

Scientology was invented to make fools out people.

Poor Tom. You're the only one who's honest with him. substitute July 13 2005, 08:57:41 UTC

I'm glad someone has the guts to stand up to crazy movie stars and say to them: you are a crazy movie star and I have no idea what is coming out of your cabeza, you crazy movie star you.

I read that Kristy MacNichol knew where Manuel Noriega was hiding the whole time!

Re: Poor Tom. You're the only one who's honest with him. shayesaintjohn July 13 2005, 12:26:25 UTC

I try, but it is getting harder and harder each and every day.

I have a Tom Bosley story for you. A friend of mine who has worked at Paramount Studios for years saw it with his own two eyes. It was during the time when the Father Dowling Mysteries were being shot. Tom B.,a rabid cigar smoker,was taking a puff break outside the sound stage. A grip/p.a./studio grunt saw "Mr. C",the grip went over to him. The grip starts to tell Tom B. how Happy Days was such a huge part of his childhood and how wonderful his performance as "Mr. C" was. Tom B. turned to the starry eyed grunt and said,"Get the fuck away from me. Go pull cables." Crestfallen, the grip apologized and as he started to walk away Tom B. said,"Fuck head".

wah-wah

Re: Poor Tom. You're the only one who's honest with him. lesion July 13 2005, 14:42:25 UTC

i'm going to cry.... i loved mr. c....

Re: Poor Tom. You're the only one who's honest with him. shayesaintjohn July 13 2005, 14:49:54 UTC

All that sparkles is not gold.

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Skies torgo_x July 13 2005, 09:17:41 UTC

Every time I see the title Vanilla Sky, I think "oh, they
remade Liquid Sky?".

I think they have.

Re: Skies spermyreward July 13 2005, 10:24:35 UTC

Liquid Sky was really neat! That girl in it, that was in Alice Sweet Alice, she was really hot, and the movie was just totally awesome.

I dont remember much from it, what with the pills. But i knew it had something to do with orgasms and like going into another world because of said orgasms. Well, at least it seemed that way.

Re: Skies shayesaintjohn July 13 2005, 12:00:07 UTC

The girl from Alice Sweet Alice,my favorite Brooke Shields film,kept singing,"Me and my rythm box". That is all I remember from Liquid Sky. Me and my rythm box.

My fave line from ASA...."She's ruining my veil! Make her take it off!".

Re: Skies shayesaintjohn July 13 2005, 12:42:03 UTC

Vanilla Sky was a remake of a Spainish film that Tom C. fell in love with and forced Cameron Crowe to remake.

I love that Tom C. has decided to show the world what idiots Scientologists are....I hope his kids get ADHD.