First Brooke now me....What is up with Tom?!

[shayesaintjohn]

Mega Super-Duper International Movie Star Tom Cruise recently e-mailed me. I have been on his radar for a year now,due to my song RBA (Raped By Ants). Tom thought the song was a metaphor for the misunderstandings surrounding the making of Vanilla Sky?! Whatever. I tried to tell him that the song was literally about being raped by ants and had

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Poor Tom. You're the only one who's honest with him.

[substitute]

I'm glad someone has the guts to stand up to crazy movie stars and say to them: you are a crazy movie star and I have no idea what is coming out of your cabeza, you crazy movie star you.

I read that Kristy MacNichol knew where Manuel Noriega was hiding the whole time!

Re: Poor Tom. You're the only one who's honest with him.

[shayesaintjohn]

I try, but it is getting harder and harder each and every day.

I have a Tom Bosley story for you. A friend of mine who has worked at Paramount Studios for years saw it with his own two eyes. It was during the time when the Father Dowling Mysteries were being shot. Tom B.,a rabid cigar smoker,was taking a puff break outside the sound stage. A grip/p.a./studio grunt saw "Mr. C",the grip went over to him. The grip starts to tell Tom B. how Happy Days was such a huge part of his childhood and how wonderful his performance as "Mr. C" was. Tom B. turned to the starry eyed grunt and said,"Get the fuck away from me. Go pull cables." Crestfallen, the grip apologized and as he started to walk away Tom B. said,"Fuck head".

wah-wah

Re: Poor Tom. You're the only one who's honest with him.

[lesion]

i'm going to cry.... i loved mr. c....

Re: Poor Tom. You're the only one who's honest with him.

[shayesaintjohn]

All that sparkles is not gold.

Re: Poor Tom. You're the only one who's honest with him.

[lesion]

but all that jowls should be holy.

Re: Poor Tom. You're the only one who's honest with him.

[shayesaintjohn]

Shame.