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[truth_sometimes]

House.

Inna hospital.

Sitting in the lobby, grumping at the doors.

They're glass, the better to see out at the happy cheerful farm residents doing happy cheerful things.

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[mrmoneypenny]

Here, House: have a Villiers, innocently walking into the hospital-shaped building on the farm.

Why it's there, he really doesn't know.

"Hello," he says warmly to the first person he sees -- who he can only assume is the doctor.

[truth_sometimes]

"What do you want?"

The contemptuous phrase has become House's standard greeting.

[mrmoneypenny]

...well, isn't that awfully nice of him.

At least he's straight to the point?

"I just need some antiseptics," he says, a little startlement managing to show through.

[truth_sometimes]

"Great. Pharmacy's that way. Have fun."

He raises the cane and points.

[shakenstrfaith]

Click, click. There were footsteps walking on the hospital tiles behind House. Female ones.

Oh look it's that redhead agent again.

[truth_sometimes]

Great.

"What the Hell are you doing in my hospital?"

And how did you get in without his noticing?

[shakenstrfaith]

His hospital? What?

"I'm sorry, must have missed your personalized name plate on the building outside," she dryly replied.

[truth_sometimes]

"I'm the one who asked to have it brought in. I'm the one who lives here." Grudgingly: "Along with my secretary, 95."

[transbender]

Cue one of the happy residents now! Okay, maybe not one of the happy ones. One of the sullen grumpy emo kids. See, Thomas had heard about the hospital, and, well, selling drugs always works as a sideline, so why not check it out.

But there's a gar4goyle in the lobby. Fuck. "Oh. Hey."

[truth_sometimes]

"Hey."

Great. Another interruption.

[transbender]

"Uh...." Yeh, that's real good Thomas. "Just, uh, stoppin' in ta see if you need anything."

[truth_sometimes]

"I don't. Shoo."

[will_scarlett]

Will's never been in the hospital but his back's feeling a little tender and if there's a physician, they might be able to help. So he comes in quietly and knocks on one of the doors,

"Anyone 'ere?"

[truth_sometimes]

"No," says House, very cleverly.

[will_scarlett]

Now he spots House and gives a rather stiff bow, trees are not kind to healing scars,

"Fair day, sir, are ye one o'the physicians?"

[truth_sometimes]

"Yes. You can tell by the lab coat and the fact that I'm so healthy."

Ha. Ha.

"What do you want?"