I read this and I thought of joeymichaels :P

[sharya]

This baby was sent to me in an instant message by an old friend. I tried to get to the source, but unfortunately he got it off a forum which was stolen from another forum, which wasn't ever linked. As a person who used to love math and algebra and trigonometry and calculus (yes, i'm a geek), I thoroughly enjoyed this and found it to be hillarious

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[joeymichaels]

Oh, this rocks. I laughed like a lunatic.

[sharya]

I know! I had to read it twice because I was laughing so hard the first time I skipped a line or two :P

[bribri22]

rofl thats somethin else shar <3

[sharya]

heh tell me about it :P <3

[phaedie]

My friend took a flight from Vancouver to Toronto (to visit relatives over xmas) and they almost didn't let her on because she had a nail file and nail clippers in her purse.
She also had nail polish and was planning on doing her nails on the flight to relieve the boredom.
She relinquished the offending items because they wouldn't let her get on the plane without them.
Please keep in mind this lady is five four, weighs less than a feather, is a law student and quite obviously a girly girl.
Perhaps on an international flight this would have made sense but she was going to Toronto.
I think we are taking this fear of terrorists thing a little too far.
Funny story that you posted but I don't think it's funny that they (you know them the bigga badda authority types) are trying to make us live in fear. I refuse to do it. Sure I lock my door but that's just sensible.

[sharya]

I know. I had a ruler in my backpack when I went to Ottawa. It was to draw lines for my logic puzzles. (yeah, I do those in my spare time) They didn't have a problem when I took it there, but they totally jumped all over it when I went back home... bastards.