Sometimes I record jokes in here, particularly if they get a good chuckle out of me.

SpaghettiFor several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant ( Read more... )

As seen in popchex's journal:

Explain to me how it is possible I have sand between my toes, IN my socks IN my shoes...

...when I never even went into the sandbox?

Response by photoholic62: sandmosis?

synodalhaj, maybe you can convince the Scrabble Dictionary people to add that one in :)

( From an email, but too good not to share :) )

This was in an email I got years ago, and I've kept it all this time, still enjoying it. Many thanks to

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Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

This baby was sent to me in an instant message by an old friend. I tried to get to the source, but unfortunately he got it off a forum which was stolen from another forum, which wasn't ever linked. As a person who used to love math and algebra and trigonometry and calculus (yes, i'm a geek), I thoroughly enjoyed this and found it to be hillarious ( Read more... )