DBSK Fic: Suspect Status, Confirmed (01/10)
Title: Suspect Status, Confirmed
Pairing: Yunho x Jaejoong
Side Pairing: Changmin x Junsu
Genre: Romance/Humor
Rating: PG-13, NC-17 in later chapters
Warning: boy and boy relationship, coarse language
Disclaimer: I do not own DBSK/JYJ/Super Junior
Summary: Jaejoong was an undercover agent in a rich brat college to bust a drug-trafficking organization. Then he met a ridiculously handsome professor one Jung Yunho, with all the indication that he was the main suspect for Jaejoong's case.
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Suspect Status: Confirmed
Chapter One
By: Sharl
Jaejoong scowled at the towering gate in front of him.
The Royal St. Peter de Lucia University wasn’t like any other university Jaejoong had attended to. For one thing, the size was easily seven times larger than his old university. Lush green trees everywhere, students wore tailored uniforms and everything just smelled expensive. Even the parking lot in this rich brat’s university looked like a stuck up showroom for foreign cars. Clothing brands that Jaejoong swooned over were treated like lunchbox’s choices.
Well with all the luck in the world, Jaejoong just needed to bust out that fucked up drug-traffic network and then he’d got his promotion handed to him on silver plate. Preferably with Lee Sungmin’s bunny as a bonus thing. He didn’t need to be here for long, maybe two weeks would be more than enough.
It’s not like he needed to maintain his grades or anything right, or made friends with over-privileged, under-parented trust fund brats.
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Okay, so apparently this undercover mission wasn’t as crappy as Jaejoong had thought.
Free lunch and dinner were fully provided by the campus, he had a gigantic bedroom with private bathroom that he didn’t need to share with anyone, and his own walk-in closets! Too bad he didn’t bring enough clothes to fill them to the brim. But hey, he could always go back to his one-room apartment if he needed anything.
He peered into the bathroom mirror and fixed his hair. It had been cut stylishly, giving him much younger aura than his real age. It’d give him perfect demeanor to mingle with the rest of students here. He also wore his glasses again, Hyunjoong said it made him look smarter. He wore jeans and v-neck sweater and yeah, he could’ve easily passed as a student.
Jaejoong had to admit, he looked so young and so fuckable this way. Hmm. Maybe he should keep this hairstyle and clothes even after the stupid undercover mission was over. Which reminded him, he needed to check his class schedule. But with what? His laptop wasn’t here yet and the schedule was supposed to be emailed to him.
He knew he should’ve spent the money on smartphone instead of new clothes. Well maybe he could use the campus’ computer or something at the library. Surely an expensive university like this had a library right?
Ten minutes and a surprisingly long walk later, Jaejoong was in the most gargantuan library he had ever had. Was everything in this campus huge? Was there anything where the size is well, you know, normal? Mourning over his own pathetic university, Jaejoong jiggled the mouse and the flat screen monitor in front of him came to life.
Input password.
The hell? What the fuck was this? And since when free computer access needed password? He just had his ass arrived not one hour ago and where in good god’s green earth was he supposed to have username and password? Cursing under his breath, he hit the monitor once, hoping somehow that it would just magically give him internet access.
“Hey, stop! Don’t hit the computers!”
Jaejoong whirled around in his seat to see a pissed-off looking face staring at him. Was he the librarian? But he looked very young to be one. And handsome too, so maybe he was a student. The pissed-off looking guy stood up and Jaejoong drooled over the long endless legs.
“You just need to input your username and password, is that so hard for your little brain to comprehend?”
Wow okay, so Mr. Long Leg was also apparently Mr. Park Yoochun Doppelganger. The way he spoke, insulting and polite at the same time, was exactly the same with the Inspector’s. Jaejoong felt a brief second of déjà vu, like he was back at the headquarters. But thankfully he wasn’t facing Inspector Park Yoochun now so he could say whatever he wanted. “Well excuse me you obnoxious little brat, I don’t have a username and password yet. How about that?”
“How come you don’t have one?”
“Umm, because I’m the new exchange student?”
The pissed-off looking face changed into something Jaejoong could only described as comprehension. “Riight, you’re that… Kim Josuk right?”
“Jaejoong. Kim Jaejoong.”
“Oh sorry.” But the face didn’t look apologetic. “I’m Changmin by the way, Shim Changmin. Second year law student. I hate stupidity and don’t try stealing my food or I will sue you on the ground of wrongful taking of property belonging to someone else with intent to deprive the owner of its use or benefit either temporarily or permanently.”
Jaejoong blinked once. And he blinked again. “That’s just the definition of stealing.”
Changmin looked amused. “You’re not as stupid as I thought.”
Or maybe you’re just the one who’s stupid. Every cop is required to take basic law on the police academy. Jaejoong however managed to just smile, he needed to keep the pretense after all. He’s just a student here and nothing more. “Thanks,” so he said with a tight smile, “I’ll take that as a compliment.”
Changmin gave him once look over from top to bottom, like he’s judging Jaejoong or something. And it creepily reminded the cop of his inspector. What the hell with this guy and his similarity with Inspector Park Yoochun anyway? Were they long lost brother or something? “You should. There’s not many people who I deemed worthy enough to be smart enough,” Changmin said. “Here, because you’re apparently smart enough, use my username and here’s my password.”
Well he didn’t expect that. Turned out he wasn’t like Inspector Park Yoochun at all, he was pretty nice. “Thanks.”
“Anytime.” With that Changmin left and Jaejoong marveled once again at those long legs. Damn, definitely one of the best he’d ever seen. And they looked muscled too, judging from the tight tailored pants the man was wearing. Too bad he wore loose long-sleeved shirts, Jaejoong bet the arms would be just as muscled. And then he frowned. What the hell, was he pinning on students now, one that might be ten years younger than him?
Fuck, he really needed to get some sex ASAP.
He typed Changmin’s username and password. Five seconds later he opened his email and yeap, there’s his class schedule, looking as boring as just what Economic student might just have. However one email got his attention better. He clicked on it and read.
Dear Sergeant Kim,
This email is to confirm that your mission has officially started. All assignment details are in attached files. Kindly help to read them carefully, and as a reminder: do delete this email and the data once you’ve done reading them, as per protocol dictates. Your laptop and other equipment you need to complete this mission will be delivered to you three days from now.
Please bear in mind that all your expenses during the assignment can be reimbursed through your monthly expense report given that you keep the receipt and the validity lasts for 30 days.
We are looking forward to read your weekly report. Good luck in this mission, Sergeant Kim Jaejoong!
Thank you and best regards,
Vice Inspector Lee Sungmin.
Jaejoong felt his eyebrow twitched at Lee Sungmin’s title. It should have been his damn it and by gods, he would make sure that he’d get that, by any means necessary. Just wait Lee fucking Sungmin, you will go down and that promotion would be his.
-End of Chapter One-
Author's Note: So. Professor Jung will appear in the next chapter :D *rubbing my hands in glee*
Pairing: Yunho x Jaejoong
Side Pairing: Changmin x Junsu
Genre: Romance/Humor
Rating: PG-13, NC-17 in later chapters
Warning: boy and boy relationship, coarse language
Disclaimer: I do not own DBSK/JYJ/Super Junior
Summary: Jaejoong was an undercover agent in a rich brat college to bust a drug-trafficking organization. Then he met a ridiculously handsome professor one Jung Yunho, with all the indication that he was the main suspect for Jaejoong's case.
---
Suspect Status: Confirmed
Chapter One
By: Sharl
Jaejoong scowled at the towering gate in front of him.
The Royal St. Peter de Lucia University wasn’t like any other university Jaejoong had attended to. For one thing, the size was easily seven times larger than his old university. Lush green trees everywhere, students wore tailored uniforms and everything just smelled expensive. Even the parking lot in this rich brat’s university looked like a stuck up showroom for foreign cars. Clothing brands that Jaejoong swooned over were treated like lunchbox’s choices.
Well with all the luck in the world, Jaejoong just needed to bust out that fucked up drug-traffic network and then he’d got his promotion handed to him on silver plate. Preferably with Lee Sungmin’s bunny as a bonus thing. He didn’t need to be here for long, maybe two weeks would be more than enough.
It’s not like he needed to maintain his grades or anything right, or made friends with over-privileged, under-parented trust fund brats.
+
Okay, so apparently this undercover mission wasn’t as crappy as Jaejoong had thought.
Free lunch and dinner were fully provided by the campus, he had a gigantic bedroom with private bathroom that he didn’t need to share with anyone, and his own walk-in closets! Too bad he didn’t bring enough clothes to fill them to the brim. But hey, he could always go back to his one-room apartment if he needed anything.
He peered into the bathroom mirror and fixed his hair. It had been cut stylishly, giving him much younger aura than his real age. It’d give him perfect demeanor to mingle with the rest of students here. He also wore his glasses again, Hyunjoong said it made him look smarter. He wore jeans and v-neck sweater and yeah, he could’ve easily passed as a student.
Jaejoong had to admit, he looked so young and so fuckable this way. Hmm. Maybe he should keep this hairstyle and clothes even after the stupid undercover mission was over. Which reminded him, he needed to check his class schedule. But with what? His laptop wasn’t here yet and the schedule was supposed to be emailed to him.
He knew he should’ve spent the money on smartphone instead of new clothes. Well maybe he could use the campus’ computer or something at the library. Surely an expensive university like this had a library right?
Ten minutes and a surprisingly long walk later, Jaejoong was in the most gargantuan library he had ever had. Was everything in this campus huge? Was there anything where the size is well, you know, normal? Mourning over his own pathetic university, Jaejoong jiggled the mouse and the flat screen monitor in front of him came to life.
Input password.
The hell? What the fuck was this? And since when free computer access needed password? He just had his ass arrived not one hour ago and where in good god’s green earth was he supposed to have username and password? Cursing under his breath, he hit the monitor once, hoping somehow that it would just magically give him internet access.
“Hey, stop! Don’t hit the computers!”
Jaejoong whirled around in his seat to see a pissed-off looking face staring at him. Was he the librarian? But he looked very young to be one. And handsome too, so maybe he was a student. The pissed-off looking guy stood up and Jaejoong drooled over the long endless legs.
“You just need to input your username and password, is that so hard for your little brain to comprehend?”
Wow okay, so Mr. Long Leg was also apparently Mr. Park Yoochun Doppelganger. The way he spoke, insulting and polite at the same time, was exactly the same with the Inspector’s. Jaejoong felt a brief second of déjà vu, like he was back at the headquarters. But thankfully he wasn’t facing Inspector Park Yoochun now so he could say whatever he wanted. “Well excuse me you obnoxious little brat, I don’t have a username and password yet. How about that?”
“How come you don’t have one?”
“Umm, because I’m the new exchange student?”
The pissed-off looking face changed into something Jaejoong could only described as comprehension. “Riight, you’re that… Kim Josuk right?”
“Jaejoong. Kim Jaejoong.”
“Oh sorry.” But the face didn’t look apologetic. “I’m Changmin by the way, Shim Changmin. Second year law student. I hate stupidity and don’t try stealing my food or I will sue you on the ground of wrongful taking of property belonging to someone else with intent to deprive the owner of its use or benefit either temporarily or permanently.”
Jaejoong blinked once. And he blinked again. “That’s just the definition of stealing.”
Changmin looked amused. “You’re not as stupid as I thought.”
Or maybe you’re just the one who’s stupid. Every cop is required to take basic law on the police academy. Jaejoong however managed to just smile, he needed to keep the pretense after all. He’s just a student here and nothing more. “Thanks,” so he said with a tight smile, “I’ll take that as a compliment.”
Changmin gave him once look over from top to bottom, like he’s judging Jaejoong or something. And it creepily reminded the cop of his inspector. What the hell with this guy and his similarity with Inspector Park Yoochun anyway? Were they long lost brother or something? “You should. There’s not many people who I deemed worthy enough to be smart enough,” Changmin said. “Here, because you’re apparently smart enough, use my username and here’s my password.”
Well he didn’t expect that. Turned out he wasn’t like Inspector Park Yoochun at all, he was pretty nice. “Thanks.”
“Anytime.” With that Changmin left and Jaejoong marveled once again at those long legs. Damn, definitely one of the best he’d ever seen. And they looked muscled too, judging from the tight tailored pants the man was wearing. Too bad he wore loose long-sleeved shirts, Jaejoong bet the arms would be just as muscled. And then he frowned. What the hell, was he pinning on students now, one that might be ten years younger than him?
Fuck, he really needed to get some sex ASAP.
He typed Changmin’s username and password. Five seconds later he opened his email and yeap, there’s his class schedule, looking as boring as just what Economic student might just have. However one email got his attention better. He clicked on it and read.
Dear Sergeant Kim,
This email is to confirm that your mission has officially started. All assignment details are in attached files. Kindly help to read them carefully, and as a reminder: do delete this email and the data once you’ve done reading them, as per protocol dictates. Your laptop and other equipment you need to complete this mission will be delivered to you three days from now.
Please bear in mind that all your expenses during the assignment can be reimbursed through your monthly expense report given that you keep the receipt and the validity lasts for 30 days.
We are looking forward to read your weekly report. Good luck in this mission, Sergeant Kim Jaejoong!
Thank you and best regards,
Vice Inspector Lee Sungmin.
Jaejoong felt his eyebrow twitched at Lee Sungmin’s title. It should have been his damn it and by gods, he would make sure that he’d get that, by any means necessary. Just wait Lee fucking Sungmin, you will go down and that promotion would be his.
-End of Chapter One-
Author's Note: So. Professor Jung will appear in the next chapter :D *rubbing my hands in glee*