Sorry, But They ARE Deities

[shamela]

In celebration of sabrinanymph's new household member, I post the reading for today.

Comments

[sauvagerie]

I don't know whether to metaquote, try to create my own chapter in re: Twisp, or both. Any decision will have to wait till I'm done laughing my butt off, which could take a while.

[ramblingregina]

Kit Smart would approve, I think :).

[elizawharton]

That is one of the funniest things I have ever read!! Did you write that Shamela?! That's brilliant!!

Also: congrats to Sabrinanymph on the new addition to her family!

[shamela]

Oh, no no no no. I didn't write it. It's one of the Holy Texts of this household. It was delivered unto me in a manner most mysterious and holy--I merely channel the teachings of The Great Jas. Some alternate sects have tried to claim that The Cat Dragged It In, which with other documents is certainly true, but not this one.

[elizawharton]

Oh shit. I just snorted cat-spit-infested water through my nose and onto my desk, that was so funny.

A divine miracle!!