1.) Dear body, polycystic ovarian syndrome, and hormonal birth control (also possibly the new implants in Fallopian tubes): Please decide whether we're menstruating or not, and act accordingly. I am tired of finding surprises in my underwear. Either bleed normally or don't bleed, I don't care, but pick one and stick with it ( Read more... )

I am trying not to feel too much self-loathing in this entry, even though this is an emotion that comes very easily to me, because it's even less interesting than my regular commentary and who wants to read people beating up on themselves all the time ( Read more... )