In Which Lee Is Easily Entertained

[shake_the_stars]

1.) I was going to blog about this when it actually happened, which is way too long ago (couple-three weeks), but it's too lolarious not to share, so here.

Overheard in the breakroom:
ICS guy whose name I forget: Yeah, so between that and Darth Lamer there...
Inventory Girl: Darth Lamer?
ICS Guy: Yeah. Didn't you ever see Star Wars?
Inventory Girl

Comments

[duokinneas]

I do not have an appropriate Star Wars icon to reply to this post. This needs to be remedied.

More directly in line with your entry: whoa. I thought it was almost illegal to not be aware of Darth Vader. I consider it illegal and find that lack of knowledge disturbing. But at the same time, some twitchy moron getting his own Sith title cracks me up, so I'd just have to get over it to enjoy the lulz.

Oh, man, do I ever agree with you on point #2. I don't know why I continue to let myself be surprised when men act idiotic about sex, or when men on the Internet make their own gender look terrible, but I do. DDD:

[shake_the_stars]

I am very disappointed in you. I have always been partial to the "Luke, come give Daddy a hug" icon of Dusty's, though, which I feel may adequately sum up the whole thing.

People around here don't watch movies unless they entail chainsaw murderers or else an intolerably saccharine love story, so I was less shocked and surprised than I likely should have been. Also, I will now mentally sing "It's the L to the A to the M-E-R!" every time I pass Darth Lamer in the aisles. Somebody should tell him that the DA cut went out in the '50s.

People in general never fail to amaze with the level of idiocy, but there's something about the goddamn Fat Girl Angle Shot and the fact that I am female (which means I have boobs!...and a vagina!) that seems to draw them. Also, I think my indifference arouses a lot of them.

[augustuscaesar]

OHAI WANA HAV S3X??????

[shake_the_stars]

YES I DO, BUT HOW WOULD WE DO IT ON THE INTERNET? HOW, Tara. D:

[augustuscaesar]

IT MAY INVOLVE ELECTROCUTION IF WE ARE NOT CAREFUL D:

[shake_the_stars]

OW OW OW OW PAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN I DON'T WANT TO FRY MY GENITALS D: (or yours, for that matter).

(Randomly, speaking of electrocution, I got a letter from the electric company asking me to sign up for some or another program they're running. Except I don't own property or pay electric bills, and my name isn't on Mom's Vectren account. Fuckin' mailing lists, how do they work?)