I Totally Stole This Meme From augustuscaesar

[shake_the_stars]

This is my journal. I can totally do this to you if I want. It's totally under a cut so you can totally skip it if you want. I also totally abused the word "totally" in the preceding sentences, for which I apologize.

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[forgottensanity]

This hatred towards mango I do not get. ;_; IT JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED. AND EATEN.

If it'll make you feel better I could send your birthday present a month earlier or later. That way I still get to send you something for your birthday and you don't have to suffer through receiving a birthday present.

[shake_the_stars]

IT ALSO WANTS TO CAUSE ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK AND CLOSE PEOPLE'S AIRWAYS! Also, I was never a fan even before X-chan had the allergic reaction, and the tendency to add mango to everything these days irks me severely.

Getting things from you doesn't cause me to suffer ♥ Besides, I know very well I can't stop you.

[duokinneas]

That's it - you're getting a romance novel now, and I'm making sure to have it signed by the models for its horrible cover art, just as a special, er...oh my God, I cannot even finish this sentence without hurling. >_<

I'm also really, really bad at phone conversations! I don't like cold calls from people or when people call me out of the blue and want to have a long conversation! I've never been good at them, period, not even with my closest friends. So yay! Solidarity in anti-phone-ness!

I just don't understand how some people can spend hours and hours on the phone. "I could be doing something else," is usually my thought through the whole time the other person is talking. Is that the way you are, or is it more like, "I have no idea what to say to you"?

[shake_the_stars]

Awesome! Be sure to pick a really stupid romance novel with lolarious cover art!

I'm actually not anti-phone, though I did use to hate it; it's just a tool, after all. I'm more like, "Shit, I have no idea what to say," and I'm also used to the phone as a business tool and not a social tool, so it irks me when, say, people don't know how to leave a phone message.

Also, I can edit on the Int0rbuttz :D

[duokinneas]

Of course! I'll also make sure the author's name involves a flower or a sweet and sugary food!

People leaving irritating voice mail is the reason I discourage all my friends from leaving voice mail if they want to get back to me. No one leaves a message with necessary information anymore.

And editing is the reason that I like being able to post things here and on Facebook with a feature that lets me do that, rather than hurrying to take back words or delete something entirely. Yeah, that is a bonus to not having lots of long phone conversations.

[shake_the_stars]

Or is otherwise romantically improbable, like, I don't know, Genevieve Wyndemichaels or something. I ttly made that up.

Sometimes they start with necessary information and you think you're doing okay and then they just start "um"ing and rambling and you're all like AAAAAAAAAARGH as you wait for them to get to the point but they never do. D<

Editing ftw!

Failure to edit in professionally published works ftl. D: