Comments | shake_the_stars: You Can Ponder Perpetual Motion

shake_the_stars

You Can Ponder Perpetual Motion

May 28, 2010 16:37

Last night, I engaged in the following exchange:
l33: (quietly sits at computer, looking at Int0rwebz pornography or something similar)
Spider: (drops onto monitor frame) HI THERE THIS IS MY COMPUTER NOW BITCH AND IF YOU TRY TO KILL ME I'LL EAT YOU. ::::D
l33: (grabs can of Die Spider Die and engages in chemical warfare) OH YEAH? YOU THINK YOU'RE ( Read more... )

om nom nom toshiro mifune, garden, war against spiders, lolmom, books omg, burning questions, samurai

Comments 4

samanosukesgirl May 28 2010, 21:55:37 UTC

Poor spider. ;;

shake_the_stars May 28 2010, 22:14:30 UTC

It deserved its fate for being big and ugly and probably poisonous (brown recluses are common here, and their bite can turn the surrounding flesh septic) and also for daring to get on my computer. I am racist against arachnids.

duokinneas June 3 2010, 05:03:36 UTC

It's been ages since I watched "Shogun." I had to have been fourteen the last time I saw it.

I had the same experience with a beetle on my bed just now! Offensive buggers! Get off our personal property! I have no qualms about destroying insect and arachnid life; I don't care if karma bites me in the ass, as long as a spider doesn't bite me first. >_<

You should learn to read Japanese! It's fun! :DDD

shake_the_stars June 3 2010, 05:22:24 UTC

The last time I saw Shogun before this, you were probably a toddling alien seahorse, just learning to swim in the seas of the planet Shiny. Seriously, it was like 1989-1990, which I recall because we were still living in Pennsylvania. I also seem to recall that I watched most of it in the family room, seated in the green chairs that disappeared sometime in the mid-'90s.

Shogun is the beginning and end of what the lolmom knows about samurai. You may recall that I once had to explain to her who Miyamoto Musashi was.

I am mainly just watching it because Toshiro Mifune is in it, and also because it's sort of like I have a recurrent brain-maggot that doesn't want to think about anything but samurai and gets cranky when there are no samurai.

It depends on the bugs. I will tolerate some--when fireflies and ladybugs get into the house, for instance, I'm not bothered--but I do not want wasps in the house, and I do not like large and ugly beetles. Or spiders, obv.

I totally should! Then I can show you up! I mean, uh, then we can talk in our ( ... )