Another dull post about nothing for you!

[shake_the_stars]

1.) Okay, so never mind the fact that I've actually exercised every day this week until now, and never mind the fact that it's raining and no one could reasonably expect me to go out in the rain and walk a mile. That nagging little voice in the back of my head is saying, "Hey, lardass! Get yourself out to the high school track and WALK

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[augustuscaesar]

I'm pretty sure the friend in question isn't me, but on the whole, my friends list doesn't earn my protection from you. You > most of flist.

[shake_the_stars]

Clever Tara. :D You're right, 'tisn't.

I feel special now, since I don't really think of myself as emitting all that much pwn. ♥

[augustuscaesar]

"sparklyspeshul wrath" kinda gave it away *G*

OMG YOU PWN EMITTER YOU O.O

[shake_the_stars]

You can't expect anything else from [insulting epithet censored in case the friend in question reads this, but identifying details can be provided in speshul s00par-sekrit posts], really. *g*

HELP HELP I AM NOT IN COMPLIANCE WITH FEDERAL REGULATIONS RE: THE EMITTING OF PWN D:

[forgottensanity]

Mmm, pie. What kind of pie will there be? And when will it arrive in my mail box? Also, is whipped cream invited?

[shake_the_stars]

It will be rhubarb pie, but it may not arrive in your mailbox on account of a.) it does not travel well and b.) I someone will probably eat it. ;_;

Also, no whipped cream this time out. But come around for strawberry pie next summer :D

[forgottensanity]

How can you have rhubarb pie without whipped cream? How can you have pie without whipped cream? How can you not have whipped cream?!

I do not like the sound of this someone who will eat my pie. Will the person be adequately punished?

However, I shall consider showing up at your place next summer and demand pie with strawberry and whipped cream. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE AND WHERE YOU ARE GOING TO LIVE NOW AND IN THE FUTURE! ALSO IN THE PAST.

[shake_the_stars]

Rhubarb pie wouldn't taste bad with whipped cream, but it just doesn't seem to go as well. It's a closed pie with crust on top, maybe that's why.

Also: as if you would eat, say, a chicken pot pie with whipped cream. Pie is not just for dessert anymore, you know.

If I can find them, I shall certainly introduce them to a dimension of pain with which they were previously unacquainted. It may be a bit like the person who ate the birthday feast you prepared for me that one year, though. I mean, of course you couldn't have expected that to happen. You just turned your back for ONE SECOND and it was GONE.

If you show up at my place, I will make you strawberry pie with whipped cream. ^_^

OH NO I FEAR YOU!!!!! BUT I DON'T SEE HOW KNOWING WHERE I LIVED IN THE PAST COULD DO YOU ANY GOOD. UNLESS YOU'RE JUST STALKING ME FOR ITS OWN SAKE. ARE YOU STALKING ME???

[aeromancy]

Exercise is so not worth it. I'm nursing another injury brought on by too much jogging and I fear I may have to visit an evil medicine man out to take all my monies, what little that I have. If I hadn't bothered in the first place, I'd be less injured and less hurty. :(

[shake_the_stars]

You're like the Apostle of Anti-Fitness. I am sorely tempted to listen to your Gospel of Atrophy ;)

Also, I recommend finding a witch doctor; they're a bit cheaper than the evil medicine men. The quality of care may be subject to some fluctuation, but really, you can't win 'em all.

[aeromancy]

I sincerely wish I could practice what I preach but here I am, drinking green tea instead of sugary coffee, munching on turkey bacon rather than the real (and delicious) kind, and eating unsweetened plain oatmeal. If I'm any indication, healthy people (or, rather, people who are trying to be healthy) are miserable and in constant pain.

I hope my local witch doctor advertises in the yellow pages! Do they accept checks or should I bring a freshly killed chicken? ;)

[shake_the_stars]

I don't know about the constant pain bit, but not eating what I feel like eating when I feel like eating it is certainly a pain in the ass. I have almost entirely given up cheese D:

Mine does! I recommend going the chicken route, but perhaps you can cunningly substitute a tofu chicken if your witch doctor's sensibilities are too progressive ;)