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shake_the_stars

Another dull post about nothing for you!

Jul 27, 2007 17:42

1.) Okay, so never mind the fact that I've actually exercised every day this week until now, and never mind the fact that it's raining and no one could reasonably expect me to go out in the rain and walk a mile. That nagging little voice in the back of my head is saying, "Hey, lardass! Get yourself out to the high school track and WALK ( Read more... )

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aeromancy July 28 2007, 15:14:18 UTC

Exercise is so not worth it. I'm nursing another injury brought on by too much jogging and I fear I may have to visit an evil medicine man out to take all my monies, what little that I have. If I hadn't bothered in the first place, I'd be less injured and less hurty. :(

shake_the_stars July 29 2007, 03:01:05 UTC

You're like the Apostle of Anti-Fitness. I am sorely tempted to listen to your Gospel of Atrophy ;)

Also, I recommend finding a witch doctor; they're a bit cheaper than the evil medicine men. The quality of care may be subject to some fluctuation, but really, you can't win 'em all.

aeromancy July 29 2007, 14:23:59 UTC

I sincerely wish I could practice what I preach but here I am, drinking green tea instead of sugary coffee, munching on turkey bacon rather than the real (and delicious) kind, and eating unsweetened plain oatmeal. If I'm any indication, healthy people (or, rather, people who are trying to be healthy) are miserable and in constant pain.

I hope my local witch doctor advertises in the yellow pages! Do they accept checks or should I bring a freshly killed chicken? ;)

shake_the_stars July 29 2007, 20:02:37 UTC

I don't know about the constant pain bit, but not eating what I feel like eating when I feel like eating it is certainly a pain in the ass. I have almost entirely given up cheese D:

Mine does! I recommend going the chicken route, but perhaps you can cunningly substitute a tofu chicken if your witch doctor's sensibilities are too progressive ;)

aeromancy July 29 2007, 21:20:47 UTC

The pain is mostly from constant, daily exercise. You'll hear clueless folks talking about how much energy they have and stuff about endurance and strength and whatever else. Not true. Your muscles will ache nonstop, joints will scream in pain, and you'll be exhausted all the time. It's sort of like having a terminal illness. You can't eat worth shit, neverending pain, and some weight loss. It's horrible.

Well then, I will certainly look into this witch doctor business and tofu chicken! Best. Idea. EVER. I hope I'm told to sacrifice a virgin. I'm so there.

shake_the_stars July 30 2007, 01:40:57 UTC

Oh, that's where the fuck the back pain is coming from. I was curious about that. Maybe I should save myself while I still can.

Good luck finding a virgin ;)

aeromancy July 30 2007, 13:04:27 UTC

I heard exercise was supposed to help back pain by strengthening your muscles or something. It sounds like heathen superstition to me.

If I can't find a virgin, can I just find a big faker? ;o

shake_the_stars July 30 2007, 21:26:15 UTC

It does to me, too. Clearly, Decisive Action is called for. Let's go find whoever made that rank blasphemy up, and then we'll tar and feather him. And if he's dead? WE'LL KICK HIS CORPSE. :D

I say go for it, but you may wish to seek your witch doctor's advice. ;)

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