I have returned from Florida! I will not, however, return to work until Tuesday, because I have to go to Bloomington tomorrow, which suits me just fine
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Alas, we did not visit the souvenir shops. However, since you have one a' them newfangled boyfriend devices, surely he can obtain carats for you? That is, after all, the primary purpose of men. Jewelry-store advertising assures me that it is so.
I am holding back on the "give me ur moniez" thing for a little while longer, to ensure he is entirely caught and is therefore left with no choice when I ask for my carats. However, in the meantime you practically promised me expensive jewellery and you are practically a m@n so I don't see why you should be allowed to NOT give me things. Give me things. Go on. You know you want to. While you were in Florida someone claiming to be Lee made me many promises that I now expect you to fulfil.
White Man has broken many promises, disappointment runs with wild boars and resentment swims with fish in river.
Cat, if I had any m0n3yz that I did not need to do such things as pay my bills and ensure continued insurance coverage as per Burns' Indiana Statutes, I would be happy to give you things. D:
Also, by now, you ought to know that people claiming to be Lee are almost never Lee. Since I did not have Internet access in Florida, and don't have your phone number, and didn't know where the post office was, it could hardly have been me. ^_-
I'm sure your last statement would be much more profound and hit me where I lived, if it weren't that I'm closer to being non-white than you are. ^_-
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I have no news. Hurrah!
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They say no news is good news *g*
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call me if you would like to know more.
anj
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Now where is my souvenir and how many carats is it?
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Alas, we did not visit the souvenir shops. However, since you have one a' them newfangled boyfriend devices, surely he can obtain carats for you? That is, after all, the primary purpose of men. Jewelry-store advertising assures me that it is so.
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White Man has broken many promises, disappointment runs with wild boars and resentment swims with fish in river.
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Also, by now, you ought to know that people claiming to be Lee are almost never Lee. Since I did not have Internet access in Florida, and don't have your phone number, and didn't know where the post office was, it could hardly have been me. ^_-
I'm sure your last statement would be much more profound and hit me where I lived, if it weren't that I'm closer to being non-white than you are. ^_-
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