I have returned from Florida! I will not, however, return to work until Tuesday, because I have to go to Bloomington tomorrow, which suits me just fine
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Alas, we did not visit the souvenir shops. However, since you have one a' them newfangled boyfriend devices, surely he can obtain carats for you? That is, after all, the primary purpose of men. Jewelry-store advertising assures me that it is so.
I am holding back on the "give me ur moniez" thing for a little while longer, to ensure he is entirely caught and is therefore left with no choice when I ask for my carats. However, in the meantime you practically promised me expensive jewellery and you are practically a m@n so I don't see why you should be allowed to NOT give me things. Give me things. Go on. You know you want to. While you were in Florida someone claiming to be Lee made me many promises that I now expect you to fulfil.
White Man has broken many promises, disappointment runs with wild boars and resentment swims with fish in river.
Cat, if I had any m0n3yz that I did not need to do such things as pay my bills and ensure continued insurance coverage as per Burns' Indiana Statutes, I would be happy to give you things. D:
Also, by now, you ought to know that people claiming to be Lee are almost never Lee. Since I did not have Internet access in Florida, and don't have your phone number, and didn't know where the post office was, it could hardly have been me. ^_-
I'm sure your last statement would be much more profound and hit me where I lived, if it weren't that I'm closer to being non-white than you are. ^_-
You need to learn to take some responsibility and stop blaming everything on all the other Lees. I thought it would be obvious by now that there is only one Lee, and that it is you. There can be only one. Even Other Lee in TI was either you or not really a Lee. Maybe it was a Bob or a Margot or maybe a Bomargot or a Marob. I applauded you when you spawned yourself and I helped you raise the pods and I thought it was a nifty idea to get even more stuff done - I mean, after the pods had hatched - but now that they are going around and living parts of your lives, you need to live up to your responsibilities and realise that they are a part of you and that they are linked to your mind, so that when they make promises to me and the other Cat pods you have to fulfil these promises. If you didn't want them to promise me the British crown jewels you shouldn't have gone and had the pods in the first place!
When I finish laughing, I'll make a proper response to this, I swear. Somehow. If I could think of anything to say that wasn't an incoherent, giggly threat to mash all the Cat pods flat.
Bomargot sounds like some kind of giant, snail-like fauna. Gr00vy.
In conclusion, steal your own damn British crown jewels, and whatever you're smoking, I'd like to know what it is and where I can get it. ^_-
Now where is my souvenir and how many carats is it?
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Alas, we did not visit the souvenir shops. However, since you have one a' them newfangled boyfriend devices, surely he can obtain carats for you? That is, after all, the primary purpose of men. Jewelry-store advertising assures me that it is so.
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White Man has broken many promises, disappointment runs with wild boars and resentment swims with fish in river.
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Also, by now, you ought to know that people claiming to be Lee are almost never Lee. Since I did not have Internet access in Florida, and don't have your phone number, and didn't know where the post office was, it could hardly have been me. ^_-
I'm sure your last statement would be much more profound and hit me where I lived, if it weren't that I'm closer to being non-white than you are. ^_-
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Bomargot sounds like some kind of giant, snail-like fauna. Gr00vy.
In conclusion, steal your own damn British crown jewels, and whatever you're smoking, I'd like to know what it is and where I can get it. ^_-
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