Found via Four Stone Hearth. I figure some of you are sick and twisted enough to get a kick out of thisHowever, I totally want a robot sommelier
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SOON THE ROBOTS WILL TAKE OVER! THEY WILL EAT US! ZOMBIE ROBOTS! BRAINS!!! BRAINS!!!! THEY TASTE JUST LIKE VEAL!!!! THE END IS NEAR! REPENT, EVERYONE!!!! BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!
While I do agree with your timely warning, I am confused on the particulars. Are you trying to indicate that brains taste just like veal, or that robots do? And either way, how would you know!
Brains taste like veal. Robots taste like canned tuna. That's common knowledge!
The best way to crush an enemy is to know everything about him. Even if it involves severe experimenting. Don't come to my lab unless you have a stomach of steel. And you bring chips.
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And I demand that robot be a judge on next season's Top Chef.
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Also, I totally agree. I also think any reality show that requires a panel of judges should have at least one robot. :D
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OUR ONLY OBVIOUS CHOICE: RUN AWAY!!!
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Running away is, however, called for.
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The best way to crush an enemy is to know everything about him. Even if it involves severe experimenting. Don't come to my lab unless you have a stomach of steel. And you bring chips.
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What if I bring marzipan eggs to your lab? *waves package tantalizingly*
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