Robot Holocaust

[shake_the_stars]

Found via Four Stone Hearth. I figure some of you are sick and twisted enough to get a kick out of thisHowever, I totally want a robot sommelier

Comments

[forgottensanity]

SOON THE ROBOTS WILL TAKE OVER! THEY WILL EAT US! ZOMBIE ROBOTS! BRAINS!!! BRAINS!!!! THEY TASTE JUST LIKE VEAL!!!! THE END IS NEAR! REPENT, EVERYONE!!!! BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!

OUR ONLY OBVIOUS CHOICE: RUN AWAY!!!

[shake_the_stars]

While I do agree with your timely warning, I am confused on the particulars. Are you trying to indicate that brains taste just like veal, or that robots do? And either way, how would you know!

Running away is, however, called for.

[forgottensanity]

Brains taste like veal. Robots taste like canned tuna. That's common knowledge!

The best way to crush an enemy is to know everything about him. Even if it involves severe experimenting. Don't come to my lab unless you have a stomach of steel. And you bring chips.

[shake_the_stars]

Eww, I hate the taste of robots. :6

What if I bring marzipan eggs to your lab? *waves package tantalizingly*

[forgottensanity]

Well ... I suppose it is only fair to substitute chips with marzipan eggs. I will also accept various chocolates (but no dark chocolate), sweets, othello cakes, cinnamon rolls, different cakes and cookies, other things made of marzipan, and money.

However, I will require of you to eat at least one robot while you're here.

[shake_the_stars]

I could just put the marzipan treats in the mail slot, thus eliminating the necessity for me to enter your lab (and thus the necessity for me to eat a robot).

*looks hopeful*

[forgottensanity]

Nice try but in order to get to my mail slot you will have to get through the first barricade of robots. I think I'll let you eat Snifty. Stop by one of these days, I'll keep a napkin and cutlery ready for you.

But your desire to give me stuff for free is appreciated.

[shake_the_stars]

I could just mail them. That would eliminate any necessity to drop by, let alone eat a robot.

Also, with a name like Snifty, he sounds like he might be too cute to eat.