Epiphany time!

[shagsthedustmop]

All my life I've been hearing people make stupid analogies about sex, comparing it to chocolate or an ice cream sundae. As in "It's nice to have once in awhile, but isn't a necessity." Well, this analogy is flawed for many reasons. If you have too much chocolate or ice cream, you get fat and full. If you have too much sex, you... well... can

Comments

[limbomonkey]

Sex is like exercise: I hate it when people watch me when I do it.

[shagsthedustmop]

Good heavens, yes! Same here!

[mme_de_bergerac]

Sex is like exercise: when you do it again after stopping for a while, the morning after you're full of cramps

[wiccarowan]

Sex is like exercise - you can buy all sorts of expensive clothing and accessories for it, but they're not really necessary and a lot of them make you look like an arse.

[jenocclumency]

If you do too much of it after doing without for a long time, you can become sore and chafed?