How to Tell Your Time Lord That He's Gay

[shaggydogstail]

Title: How To Tell Your Time Lord That He's Gay.
Author: shaggydogstail
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Donna/Martha, Doctor/Master (with appearances from Donna/Martha/Lucy, Lucy/Master, Martha/Doctor, Doctor/Reinette, and Doctor/his own bloody ego).
Description: Martha and Donna decide it's high time they resolved the question of the Doctor's sexuality once and for all

Comments

[vforvegan]

Oof. This is, I think, a fic that dances on the line between subtle brilliance and wanton crack, then cuts the line in half with galaxy-class scissors.

[talkingtothesky]

This fic wins for so many reasons: Donna/Martha ♥, Doctor/Master, Doctor/Jack, Doctor/his own bloody ego, the frying pan, Lucy's lesbian harem, 'He wasn't a Tory was he?, and many more.

Thanks for writing! :D

*mems*

[bugeyedmonster]

Hee!

[chamekke]

Hee! This is just too wickedly funny. Must mem immediately!

[lady_death]

Torchwood_house sent me over here and I'm so glad I listened! This was hilarious.

For a woman married to an obsessive gay alien who had died more often than could be good for him, Lucy was awfully stoical about the whole thing. I was laughing so hard by this point that this line brought tears to my eyes.

The whole bit with Jack was perfect too and for crack!fic it's making me seriously consider the possibility of Donna and Martha as lesbian lovers. I could like Martha a lot more if she was shagging Donna.

Thank you for sharing this with us!