Emily Brontë would have loved Twilight and you know it

[shadydave]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH SNAP, WUTHERING HEIGHTS.

Poll time: which relationship is MORE unhealthy and codependent, Heathcliff/Cathy or Bella/Edward?

Comments

[imweirdlikethat]

Are you fucking kidding me??? Excuse me, I have to go kill a bitch now.

But aside from that, they're both pretty codependent, the difference is it's epic and beautiful in Wuthering Heights, and totally pathetic and stupid in Twilight.

[libraflyter]

I find this both hysterically funny and a surprisingly wise marketing decision.

While you know what works of literature I REALLY equate Twilight to, Wuthering Heights is another ancestor. Yet another unhealthy love story to be fetishized for all time! Now with more (less?) necrophilia.

Edward/Bella only gets to win out over Heathcliff/Cathy if Edward decides to inflict an even more inspid Twilight:The Next Generation, on Bella's kids.

[naturalblue208]

they should do twilight in semaphore.

[shadydave]

BELLA: ::flap flap flap:: (Translation: Oh Edward!)
EDWARD: ::flappity flap flap:: (Translation: ~*~SPARKLE~*~)