A Challenge-y Rec
So, the score is November 3, Shadow 0. Writing these two longer fics is not good for the frequency of my posting and this has been a busy month! Oh well, I'll try to get a few more one-shots done in December.
So I've missed here are two recs, that I totally do not owe you, both brought to you by the courtesy of my lovely sibling, who apparently lives to put internet crack in my life.
1: A fanfiction madlib. It has several different stories it spits out, using the same blanks. Be very careful with the verbs though... mixed with one poorly chosen adjective, you can, apparently, easily get a story suddenly about snowman beastiality. I shit you not.
2: Seventh Sanctum. There are a number of randomization generators on this site, the one I'm linking you to is the "grimoire of questionable spells." Which brings me to my SEEKER CRACKY CHALLENGE HERE: use the grimoire to generate several spells, pick one, and write a fic where Zedd or Nicci uses that spell as the major plot device that gets your two ladies of choice together. Bonus points if the goal was to cockblock/kill Kahlan. An example of the type of spell is: Etheral Glob of Low Self-Esteem. I will be using this one, if I ever have a chance to write, as a Zedd trying to cockblock fic. Good luck you'll need it!
Another generator on that site is a what-if. The one I got was what if Moses had lived at the same time as Christopher Columbus.
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The ocean parts.
So I've missed here are two recs, that I totally do not owe you, both brought to you by the courtesy of my lovely sibling, who apparently lives to put internet crack in my life.
1: A fanfiction madlib. It has several different stories it spits out, using the same blanks. Be very careful with the verbs though... mixed with one poorly chosen adjective, you can, apparently, easily get a story suddenly about snowman beastiality. I shit you not.
2: Seventh Sanctum. There are a number of randomization generators on this site, the one I'm linking you to is the "grimoire of questionable spells." Which brings me to my SEEKER CRACKY CHALLENGE HERE: use the grimoire to generate several spells, pick one, and write a fic where Zedd or Nicci uses that spell as the major plot device that gets your two ladies of choice together. Bonus points if the goal was to cockblock/kill Kahlan. An example of the type of spell is: Etheral Glob of Low Self-Esteem. I will be using this one, if I ever have a chance to write, as a Zedd trying to cockblock fic. Good luck you'll need it!
Another generator on that site is a what-if. The one I got was what if Moses had lived at the same time as Christopher Columbus.
...
The ocean parts.