Surreal had been baptized with blood

[shadowravyn]

So, shogunhb and I were driving to down 190 tonight to feed toti_cat (whose LJ name should totally be cat_bastard or some equivalent) when I hit a bunny VICIOUS MUTANT RAT-MONSTER.* I watch down the road instead of right in front of my car (unlike three-quarters of MA drivers who are then SHOCKED AND SURPRISED to come upon road work or a truck parked in one lane, even though

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[butterflykiki]

Awwwwwww... I mean. Way to go. Kill that Mutant Rat Monster Thing!

*hugs and giggles and pillows*

[ladyscience]

There's a reason there's the saying "breeds like rabbits." There will be a replacement vicious mutant rat monster soon enough. Probably already is one.

*hugs*

[jror_tholin]

I was driving through the Adirondacks and a rabbits dove in front of my car. I didn't miss. As I was slowing down, I almost hit another one too. They were out to get me that night. Big, vicious things, with nasty, sharp, pointy teeth. Vorpal bunnies I bet.

The kamikaze vorpal bunnie cracked the plastic tray on the bottom of the car, cost $400 to repair. I think that one may have been closer to a tie, or at least only a Pyrrhic victory for mankind...

[kajivar]

I was in the car when a friend ran over a turtle.

They make an interesting *crunch* *squish* noise....

[etherial]

You have assisted in bunny evolution by culling the suicidal.