[Accursed Eden] [April Fools 09]

[shadesofevil]

...Yes, yes, it all makes sense now. Darkness is the only path to truth. Only by casting aside my humanity and embracing the shadows can I find the power to gain true power!

Here, at the start of everything, it begins. The accumulated filth of their lesbian orgies and awkward love triangles will foam up about their waists, and the manjuu and

Comments

[blasted_puberty]

How overly dramatic. Too many villains try to announce their plans to the world nowadays, no one goes for true subtlety anymore.

In fact, the only way this speech could be worse is if you were a pixie named Opal Koboi.

[shadesofevil]

Of course I'm going to announce my plan to the world. Let the insects tremble before their god!

[deadly_lance]

At last you made a post which isn't all "private/unhackable". And here I thought that'd never happen.

[shadesofevil]

As if a dark creature of darkness like myself would ever deign to say anything important to you non-darks. Dark.

[deadly_lance]

You claim yourself to be darker than me?

Foolish fool.

[shadesofevil]

I slaughtered my own team for combat data, backstabbed everyone who ever spoke to me for any reason, brainwashed my enemy's girlfriend for the lulz, and almost turned everyone on Earth into a tentacle monster. What've you done that's so dark, huh?