[Accursed Eden] [April Fools 09]
...Yes, yes, it all makes sense now. Darkness is the only path to truth. Only by casting aside my humanity and embracing the shadows can I find the power to gain true power!
Here, at the start of everything, it begins. The accumulated filth of their lesbian orgies and awkward love triangles will foam up about their waists, and the manjuu and shinigami of Accursed Eden will look up and shout "Stop trying to kill us!"
And I'll whisper: "No, I want to keep killing you."
Because I'm hardcore like that.
The plan is already underway. All I need is twenty thousand gallons of baby oil, a dozen barrucadas (note to self: barracudi?) and a New York meatball hoagie. Only with these three crucial elements can my master plan be unveiled to the world! And myself.
Prepare yourselves, Memento Eden, to meet your new god.
Well, y'know. Newest god. At least until the next one shows up.