Grapefruit by slashtastica

[shackinup_sesa]

Title: Grapefruit
Author: slashtastica
Summary: Sirius needs an ingredient for a potion and wants Remus to help.
Rating: R
Recipient: superren
Notes: The requests were "1. library; 2. greenhouses; 3. wall-sex; 4. grapefruit." That grapefruit threw me for quite awhile, but I hope you like how it turned out.

Comments

[veryshortlist]

You actually worked in that grapefruit, and it was wonderful.

OMG, I love it, Secret Santa <3

[slashtastica]

You're so welcome. It was so much fun to write and I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[exiled_mind]

Naughty Sirius... and I can't believe Remus fell for it :-p Too innocent by half.

[slashtastica]

Remus is far too gullible for his own good, unless it happens to lead him to a blow job in which case he's perfectly happy being naive.

[shaggydogstail]

Pfft, fancy Remus needing to be tricked with tales of pranks and grapefruits just so that Sirius can give him a blow job in the greenhouse. ;D

Also, extra points for best use of citrus fruit in a smutty fic.

[slashtastica]

Also, extra points for best use of citrus fruit in a smutty fic.

Why thank you, m'dear. I think citrus fruit is highly underrated.

[amberlynne]

Heh. Sirius is adorably when he is being sneaky. And I bet Remus knew what he was up to the whole time. It's more fun when he plays along, though. *g* Very cute!

[slashtastica]

When isn't Sirius adorable? Honestly!

Thanks!

[demosthenes42]

Awww. They're so CUTE.

[slashtastica]

"Cute" was the goal. I had some other ideas for them but they took over completely and decided to be cute.

[demosthenes42]

They do that a lot, don't they?

Oh well. I'm not complaining. *g*