Grapefruit by slashtastica
Title: Grapefruit
Author: slashtastica
Summary: Sirius needs an ingredient for a potion and wants Remus to help.
Rating: R
Recipient: superren
Notes: The requests were "1. library; 2. greenhouses; 3. wall-sex; 4. grapefruit." That grapefruit threw me for quite awhile, but I hope you like how it turned out.
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Grapefruit
Remus was just falling into a nice nap over his work when a pair of hands suddenly appeared and shook him awake forcefully. Groggily he opened his eyes to a familiar sight, Sirius with a wild look in his eye. This meant one of three things. 1. He was planning a prank, 2. He was planning a prank on Snivellus, 3. He was planning to drag Remus out of the library and into a dark corner for some snogging. With eight inches left on his potions essay due tomorrow, Remus sadly wished it were option one or two.
"Moony! I have a great plan." Remus groaned.
"Does it include Snivellus?"
"Heavens no. I wouldn't think about that greasy excuse for a person and this idea in the same hour. Honestly, Moony. Have you any idea how that just put part of the plan in peril?" Remus groaned again. Sirius was using alliteration. Bad sign. "No matter. It will quickly be remedied...with your help."
"Pads, I know where this conversation is going and..." Sirius cut him off quickly with an affronted gesture.
"You know no such thing! I am not going to drag you into some broom cupboard and have my wicked way with you."
"You're not?" Remus almost hid the little whine of disappointment in his voice.
"No. James and I are planning a brilliant potion," Remus looked skeptical but allowed him to continue, "and we need to make a supply run to the greenhouses." As he was saying this, Sirius was creeping closer and closer to Remus. He hair on his arms raised as it did whenever Sirius got close and his body responded.
"And you want me to come with you?"
"Yes. Why else would I come all the way here to tell you I'm going to the greenhouses? Besides, you're a prefect and an upstanding student, or at least to the professors you are. If we get caught, which we won't, you can say you're collecting something for Professor Greenly. " He did have a point, Remus thought. It might be nice to take a break, and besides he was running out of things to say. This might just be the thing he needed to clear his head.
Gathering his things together, he arranged them such that he'd be able to come back and continue working after his little venture to the greenhouses.
Sirius was whistling the whole way to the greenhouses. Remus didn't have the heart to tell his boyfriend that it was painfully out of tune, but he wished he could. Then a thought stuck him.
"Sirius, what potion are you making?"
"Hm? Oh, it's just a little experiment we're cooking up. It's supposed to make the drinker grow horns for a few hours. Can you imagine? Snivellus with greasy horns!" Remus had to admit, the mental image was pretty funny. No harm, he thought. It might make for an interesting mealtime to say the least.
"And what ingredient are we stealing?"
"Stealing? We're not stealing. We're just, uh, borrowing indefinitely."
"Right Pads."
"Anyway it's a fruit."
"A fruit? What kind of potion uses a fruit? A magical fruit?"
"Nope. Grapefruit." Remus thought he heard wrong. Grapefruit? Why would grapefruit ever be in a potion? "We just need a dram of juice from the highest fruit on the tree. I thought it'd be pretty easy to get with two of us."
They had reached the greenhouses. Remus was still puzzling the grapefruit. He didn't even think the Hogwarts greenhouses had grapefruits.
"Sirius, I..." As soon as he turned around to tell this to Sirius, there were lips covering his, preventing him from speaking. Surprised, but not unhappy, he fell into his boyfriend's arms and kissed him deeply.
When it was apparent that they had to breathe, Remus tried again. "Sirius, why are we really here? It's not for a grapefruit for a potion, is it?"
Sheepishly, Sirius blushed. "Nah, I just thought you needed to get away from the library. It's a beautiful Sunday and not meant for studying." There it was again. That look Remus saw earlier in the library.
"What did you have in mind?"
"Oh, I dunno." With a sly grin, Sirius was backing Remus into the far corner of the greenhouse, tugging playfully at the buttons on Remus' shirt and teasing them open.
Remus' back had just hit the wall when Sirius' mouth was all over him. Every inch of exposed skin had been kissed, nipped, licked and bitten. Working his hands down to Remus' flies, Sirius deftly opened them and pushed his pants and
trousers down while continuing his ministrations.
Remus gasped as the cold air hit his bare skin but the gasp quickly turned into a hum of delight as Sirius took him in his mouth and gently started to suck. Feeling heady and warm, Remus had to keep his hands firm against the wall to keep his knees from buckling and his hips from thrusting.
Once Remus wove his fingers through his boyfriend's long hair, Sirius took his cue to go harder, faster. Taking Remus' balls in one hand he tugged a little, but just enough. As the grip on his hair tightened, Sirius swallowed Remus down. He came with a shout and slid down the wall as his legs turned to mush.
"Better than the library?" Sirius grinned even wider while wiping his mouth across the back of his hand before leaning in for a gentle kiss.
"Much better."
"Good. Now to find that grapefruit."
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Author: slashtastica
Summary: Sirius needs an ingredient for a potion and wants Remus to help.
Rating: R
Recipient: superren
Notes: The requests were "1. library; 2. greenhouses; 3. wall-sex; 4. grapefruit." That grapefruit threw me for quite awhile, but I hope you like how it turned out.
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Grapefruit
Remus was just falling into a nice nap over his work when a pair of hands suddenly appeared and shook him awake forcefully. Groggily he opened his eyes to a familiar sight, Sirius with a wild look in his eye. This meant one of three things. 1. He was planning a prank, 2. He was planning a prank on Snivellus, 3. He was planning to drag Remus out of the library and into a dark corner for some snogging. With eight inches left on his potions essay due tomorrow, Remus sadly wished it were option one or two.
"Moony! I have a great plan." Remus groaned.
"Does it include Snivellus?"
"Heavens no. I wouldn't think about that greasy excuse for a person and this idea in the same hour. Honestly, Moony. Have you any idea how that just put part of the plan in peril?" Remus groaned again. Sirius was using alliteration. Bad sign. "No matter. It will quickly be remedied...with your help."
"Pads, I know where this conversation is going and..." Sirius cut him off quickly with an affronted gesture.
"You know no such thing! I am not going to drag you into some broom cupboard and have my wicked way with you."
"You're not?" Remus almost hid the little whine of disappointment in his voice.
"No. James and I are planning a brilliant potion," Remus looked skeptical but allowed him to continue, "and we need to make a supply run to the greenhouses." As he was saying this, Sirius was creeping closer and closer to Remus. He hair on his arms raised as it did whenever Sirius got close and his body responded.
"And you want me to come with you?"
"Yes. Why else would I come all the way here to tell you I'm going to the greenhouses? Besides, you're a prefect and an upstanding student, or at least to the professors you are. If we get caught, which we won't, you can say you're collecting something for Professor Greenly. " He did have a point, Remus thought. It might be nice to take a break, and besides he was running out of things to say. This might just be the thing he needed to clear his head.
Gathering his things together, he arranged them such that he'd be able to come back and continue working after his little venture to the greenhouses.
Sirius was whistling the whole way to the greenhouses. Remus didn't have the heart to tell his boyfriend that it was painfully out of tune, but he wished he could. Then a thought stuck him.
"Sirius, what potion are you making?"
"Hm? Oh, it's just a little experiment we're cooking up. It's supposed to make the drinker grow horns for a few hours. Can you imagine? Snivellus with greasy horns!" Remus had to admit, the mental image was pretty funny. No harm, he thought. It might make for an interesting mealtime to say the least.
"And what ingredient are we stealing?"
"Stealing? We're not stealing. We're just, uh, borrowing indefinitely."
"Right Pads."
"Anyway it's a fruit."
"A fruit? What kind of potion uses a fruit? A magical fruit?"
"Nope. Grapefruit." Remus thought he heard wrong. Grapefruit? Why would grapefruit ever be in a potion? "We just need a dram of juice from the highest fruit on the tree. I thought it'd be pretty easy to get with two of us."
They had reached the greenhouses. Remus was still puzzling the grapefruit. He didn't even think the Hogwarts greenhouses had grapefruits.
"Sirius, I..." As soon as he turned around to tell this to Sirius, there were lips covering his, preventing him from speaking. Surprised, but not unhappy, he fell into his boyfriend's arms and kissed him deeply.
When it was apparent that they had to breathe, Remus tried again. "Sirius, why are we really here? It's not for a grapefruit for a potion, is it?"
Sheepishly, Sirius blushed. "Nah, I just thought you needed to get away from the library. It's a beautiful Sunday and not meant for studying." There it was again. That look Remus saw earlier in the library.
"What did you have in mind?"
"Oh, I dunno." With a sly grin, Sirius was backing Remus into the far corner of the greenhouse, tugging playfully at the buttons on Remus' shirt and teasing them open.
Remus' back had just hit the wall when Sirius' mouth was all over him. Every inch of exposed skin had been kissed, nipped, licked and bitten. Working his hands down to Remus' flies, Sirius deftly opened them and pushed his pants and
trousers down while continuing his ministrations.
Remus gasped as the cold air hit his bare skin but the gasp quickly turned into a hum of delight as Sirius took him in his mouth and gently started to suck. Feeling heady and warm, Remus had to keep his hands firm against the wall to keep his knees from buckling and his hips from thrusting.
Once Remus wove his fingers through his boyfriend's long hair, Sirius took his cue to go harder, faster. Taking Remus' balls in one hand he tugged a little, but just enough. As the grip on his hair tightened, Sirius swallowed Remus down. He came with a shout and slid down the wall as his legs turned to mush.
"Better than the library?" Sirius grinned even wider while wiping his mouth across the back of his hand before leaning in for a gentle kiss.
"Much better."
"Good. Now to find that grapefruit."
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