I'll Take the Frakking Wraith Any Day by liketheriver (crossing challenge)

Feb 21, 2009 19:36


Title: I'll Take the Frakking Wraith Any Day
Genre: Pure parody and crack
Rating: T.
Word count: ~1400
Warning: None
Spoilers: Anything through Season 5 of both BSG and SGA.
Author Notes: Thanks as always to Koschka for the beta and a ridiculous discussion that resulted in this fic.
Summary:  "These people are fucking nuts," Sheppard hissed.

I'll Take the Frakking Wraith Any Day )

author: liketheriver, challenge: crossing

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dru_evilista February 22 2009, 04:09:54 UTC
LOL!!!! OMG that was just hilarious! I don't watch Battlestar Galactica, but I laughed my self silly over this! Heee for Once Rodney got more action then John! Good for him!

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liketheriverrun February 22 2009, 21:37:24 UTC
Thanks so much! I'm glad you enjoyed it even without getting all the inside BSG jokes.

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shaddyr February 22 2009, 04:12:09 UTC
OKay. Messed up, but funny. I could deal. Until...

That was until he looked up and saw Todd standing at the foot of his bed, white hair flowing around bare shoulders that poked out of the skin-tight red dress he wore along with a pair of stiletto heels.

"The Wraith God has a purpose in mind for you, John Sheppard."

That's. Just. Wrong.

So, very, very, wrong.

*wibble*

mommy...

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liketheriverrun February 22 2009, 21:38:33 UTC
Well no one ever has a happy ending on BSG. *G* Thanks!

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negolith2 February 22 2009, 04:20:35 UTC
Battlestar Prophylactica

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!

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liketheriverrun February 22 2009, 22:00:28 UTC
Thanks so much!

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negolith2 February 22 2009, 23:57:58 UTC
You're welcome, you frakking genius you. =^.^=

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Frakking Fabulous!! hollymurph February 22 2009, 04:20:57 UTC
Oh now that was funny! Thank you, I needed a good chuckle. I especially enjoyed the end with the skin tight red dress and stiletto heels. ::::chuckles at the thought::::

Holly M.

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Re: Frakking Fabulous!! liketheriverrun February 22 2009, 22:01:24 UTC
So glad you enjoyed it. Thanks!

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sp23 February 22 2009, 04:36:52 UTC
"They can’t grow food, but somehow they have more booze than a Vegas night club?"

Ahahaha! I think this every godsdamned week!

This was too funny. Poor John. And just think how shocked he would have been had he taken Starbuck up on her offer. *g*

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liketheriverrun February 22 2009, 22:03:00 UTC
Seriously! And cigarettes/cigars! We're eating algae but we have fully stocked bars in every bunk! Thanks so much!

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