I'll Take the Frakking Wraith Any Day by liketheriver (crossing challenge)

[liketheriverrun]

Title: I'll Take the Frakking Wraith Any Day
Genre: Pure parody and crack
Rating: T.
Word count: ~1400
Warning: None
Spoilers: Anything through Season 5 of both BSG and SGA.
Author Notes: Thanks as always to Koschka for the beta and a ridiculous discussion that resulted in this fic.
Summary:  "These people are fucking nuts," Sheppard hissed.

Comments

[fish_echo]

and saw Todd standing at the foot of his bed, white hair flowing around bare shoulders that poked out of the skin-tight red dress he wore along with a pair of stiletto heels.
Bwahahahaaaaaaaaa.

I spent most of the fic amused, but that line took the frakkin' cake! :)

[liketheriverrun]

So glad you enjoyed my insanity. *G* Thanks so much!

[piplover]

Hahaha, too funny! I don't really like BSG, but this made my day. Thank you so much for sharing!

[liketheriverrun]

BSG is like a car wreck I can't look away from. *G* I'm glad you enjoyed it even if you didn't get all the inside jokes. Thanks!

[lavvyan]

That was until he looked up and saw Todd standing at the foot of his bed, white hair flowing around bare shoulders that poked out of the skin-tight red dress he wore along with a pair of stiletto heels.

YOU BROKE MY BRAIN! *scrubs and scrubs and scrubs*

[liketheriverrun]

Yeah, I feel the need for bleach, too. *G*

[xero_petrelli]

*giggle* TOO GOOD! :-)

[liketheriverrun]

Thanks so much!

[ozsaur]

I was laughing all the way through until this bit...

That was until he looked up and saw Todd standing at the foot of his bed, white hair flowing around bare shoulders that poked out of the skin-tight red dress he wore along with a pair of stiletto heels.

...made me go hide under the blankets. :::shudders:::

LOL

[liketheriverrun]

That's exactly what John should have done, too. Run and hide. *G* Thanks so much!