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Pros and Cons by rhymer23 (crossing challenge)

Feb 09, 2009 12:22

Title: Pros and Cons
Author: Eildon Rhymer (rhymer23)
Words: 2436
Rating: PG
Genre: Humour/crack
Summary: It was proving to be the freakiest captivity ever. John doubted that even Ronon could take out four hundred crazed women when armed only with a teaspoon.

Note: No disrespect is intended to anyone, whether real people, fictional characters or fans. ( Read more... )

author: rhymer23, challenge: crossing

Comments 67

x_erikah_x February 9 2009, 12:41:12 UTC

LMAO! *wipes tears* That was beyond funny. Oh, the money I would pay to go to that con! Poor John meeting the cruelty of his whumpers!

rhymer23 February 9 2009, 17:12:38 UTC

Thank you! I'm nervous enough about the thought of meeting the actors. I don't think I could cope with meeting the actual characters. "I like to hurt the character you play" sounds bad enough. "I like to hurt you" is... well, rather worse. ;-)

elementalv February 9 2009, 12:52:25 UTC

Chafing's a Runner's worst enemy.

Best line ever. Seriously.

rhymer23 February 9 2009, 17:13:27 UTC

*laughs* I am now fighting the very WRONG urge to delve more deeply into a Runner's underwear issues. (I nearly said "to delve more deeply into Ronon's underwear," but I think that would be even more wrong.)

wraithfodder February 9 2009, 13:17:41 UTC

Bwahahah! on great, now I'm late for work, but it was worth it!

rhymer23 February 9 2009, 17:14:37 UTC

Thank you! You're not the only one who was made late by this story. I popped home en route from one place to another at work, and ended up staying rather longer than I should have.

wraithfodder February 10 2009, 00:41:35 UTC

:) Now you've amused us greatly, but we must snap the whip and you must get back to the Barrens story. I mean, you've dragged me into reading AUs and now, I realize, stories with scorcery. Eegads, woman, you're a bad influence! ;)

squonk79 February 9 2009, 13:43:23 UTC

Oh my... i nearly choked to death trying not to laugh - i'm at work don't you know *shifty eyes*

So funny, and so.... accurate!! lol

Love the ritual dancing :D

rhymer23 February 9 2009, 17:15:31 UTC

*laughs.* Yes, I'd imagine that this story would be very hard to explain to an irate boss.

vecturist February 9 2009, 14:06:22 UTC

I'm speechless and sore from laughing so hard (and luckily my laptop missed a coffee shower).

rhymer23 February 9 2009, 17:16:14 UTC

Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it. I'm not quite sure if it would be wonderful or terrifying if this really happened. ;-)