Pros and Cons by rhymer23 (crossing challenge)

Feb 09, 2009 12:22

Title: Pros and Cons
Author: Eildon Rhymer (rhymer23)
Words: 2436
Rating: PG
Genre: Humour/crack
Summary: It was proving to be the freakiest captivity ever. John doubted that even Ronon could take out four hundred crazed women when armed only with a teaspoon.

Note: No disrespect is intended to anyone, whether real people, fictional characters or fans. ( Read more... )

author: rhymer23, challenge: crossing

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wildcat88 February 9 2009, 14:35:49 UTC
You are decidedly cracked, and I love you for it. Can I bring this next week and have you autograph it? Hee!

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rhymer23 February 9 2009, 17:17:38 UTC
*laughs* Only if you act suitably crazed and scary. ;-)

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gaffsie February 9 2009, 14:59:06 UTC
"The wings are the give-away there."

*dies, a lot* I have to say that I'm impressed at how well John's taking it though. :D

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rhymer23 February 9 2009, 17:18:47 UTC
Yeah, he did take it rather well, didn't he? Which, to be honest, was because Too Much Angst would have bogged down the story. Or maybe he secretly liked having 400 women worshipping him. :-)

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kristen999 February 9 2009, 14:59:50 UTC
OMG you're insane an I love you for it!! So freaking funny.

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rhymer23 February 9 2009, 17:20:01 UTC
Thank you! Yup, totally insane. I do sometimes wonder why half my stories are exceedingly angst-ridden, and the other half are seriously bizarre. :-)

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linzi5 February 9 2009, 15:24:50 UTC
LOL! "Chafing's a runner's worst enemy!" ? I'm still on the floor from reading that line! HEHE! You're totally insane, you know that, right? LOL!

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rhymer23 February 9 2009, 17:21:06 UTC
Um, yeah, I admit it. Totally insane. And totally unrepentant. I'm not sure if I'm now hoping that someone asks the boxers/briefs question at Bedford, or hoping sincerely that they don't. :-)

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linzi5 February 9 2009, 21:12:57 UTC
I really hope someone submits that question, because if they do I'll be on the floor in hysterics.. .Hmmm, I wonder if someone will!? ;)

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rhymer23 February 9 2009, 22:38:42 UTC
Well, I certainly would never dare. I was nervous about meeting them already, but I think I've just managed to make myself even more nervous, since now I'm be terrified that I'll start giggling uncontrollably.

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cat_77 February 9 2009, 15:47:06 UTC
Hee! That was great! Loved how they each handled it, though poor John at the end!

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rhymer23 February 9 2009, 17:22:05 UTC
Thank you! I'm sure that John escaped, though. Can't have sad endings in humour stories, after all. ;-)

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