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Cake or Death Challenge: How to Make a Gold Cake by Barb G

Aug 05, 2007 21:09

How to Make a Gold Cake: A recipe in five parts, three blow jobs, two penetrative acts, and one jerk off session

by Barb G

He pushed the trigger, and rather than a pulse being sent out, a thin, purple beam of about three feet shot out from the barrel ( Read more... )

challenge: cake or death, author: troutkitty

Comments 51

kassrachel August 6 2007, 04:30:05 UTC

“If I knew you were coming, I’d have baked a cake,” he said.

::dies::

This is awesome. I love the lengths to which Rodney is willing to go to ensure that he doesn't back down from Zelenka's challenge. (And Radek's line about cleaning out Rodney's Erlenmeyer flasks cracked me right up.)

Yay!

troutkitty August 6 2007, 04:51:13 UTC

Thank you! I had so much fun with it. And it was supposed to be just a short little thing, but it kept growing.

arresi August 6 2007, 04:36:16 UTC

That's . . . a lot of work for a cake and pride.

I love the black market lube, and the teamwork involved in all this - especially the last bit, with Ronon, Teyla and Elizabeth concentrating so hard on getting it exactly right, and John offering moral support (and shifting).

Now, are those the ingredients to an actual cake?

troutkitty August 6 2007, 04:49:19 UTC

it's an Alton Brown recipe that I gakked, but removed the vanilla because as hard as I tried, I couldn't possibly think of a way that they could have actual vanilla in the city, besides Ronon having a 'flower penis that when dried tasted good in hot milk' from Sateda, squirreled away after all the years. :)

arresi August 6 2007, 04:51:54 UTC

Parrish wanted to try vanilla-flavoured lube?

troutkitty August 6 2007, 04:57:25 UTC

Oh, blick. Any flavoured lube is gross. And it just ruins normal flavours, because it makes everything tastes like cheap lube. *bleh*

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Re: very cute troutkitty August 6 2007, 14:32:23 UTC

I had a lot of fun with it :)

someinstant August 6 2007, 05:47:46 UTC

God, I love this challenge. Seriously: lube and cake. Really, that's all any story needs.

Wonderful.

troutkitty August 6 2007, 14:33:49 UTC

lube, cake and snark. :)

thelastbloom August 6 2007, 06:27:33 UTC

Awesome, awesome, awesome. I LOVE how Rodney is prideful and scheming all at the same time and the copious, wonderful sex.

troutkitty August 8 2007, 16:45:09 UTC

I just love Rodney. He's such the perfect character. :)