i hope you take seriously, by SomeInstant (S, D, and R&R Challenge)

[someinstant]

i hope you take seriously the suggestion of undressing
by SomeInstant

Summary: It had seemed like such a nice planet. Steady job, good provider, nice house-- the kind of planet your mother would like you to date, if your mother were insane and indifferent to the idea of grandchildren.
Rating: a light and pleasant R, McKay/Sheppard
Spoilers: Vague

Comments

[spacebabe]

I simply loved the dialogue in this (and everything else, but especially the dialogue, it rang very true), and Rodney is just so... Rodney :) I enjoyed it tremendously. Thanks for sharing.

[someinstant]

:) Thank you!

I have determined that writing Rodney and Rodney's dialogue is actually a form of therapy, as his ranting alligns perfectly with the ranting of my Inner Bitch.

[ex_nilahasi174]

Love love love. This is hilarious! And then hot, and hopeful. I love it. And this had me laughing out loud: "But of course we'll trade our delicious mint-berry-things and homebrewed gin for antibiotics! You do our people great honor, please make yourselves welcome, mi planet es su planet, here, wear these ceremonial headdresses as a token of our esteem and desire to see you look like dorks, &c."

[someinstant]

Hey, thanks! I'm pretty sure that there's a special John-filter in Sheppard's head. So when other people hear things like, potentially unstable alien weaponry, he hears, shiny toys with bullets!

[elayna88]

That cracked me up. It's so nice to laugh in the morning.

[someinstant]

It is! Makes me much less likely to kill someone before my third cup of coffee, you know.

I'm glad this made you laugh. :)

[emrinalexander]

"This one time," John said slowly, rubbing his nose against Rodney's thigh, "I turned into a lizard."

I think that sums it all up, really *G*. I'm going off to pick the lung I laughed up off the floor.

[someinstant]

I'm going off to pick the lung I laughed up off the floor.

Oh. Heh. Sorry about that. I'm pretty sure the five second rule applies to lungs as well as food, though.

I'm glad you liked the story, though. :)

[kickthebeat]

elizabeth wears mom pants, as well. for the record.

[someinstant]

Yes. You are entirely correct.

Additionally, your icon makes me want to adopt a bad Spanish accent and go into the revenge business.