An Assassin Finds a Wife

[sfida]

I saw my best friend from high school and one-time roommate last night. I don't talk about him much, mostly because I don't think he'd appreciate it much; he's an intensely private person. For convenience, I'll call him The Assassin, since that's his favorite class in Guild Wars. (As he is happy to point out, it contains the word "ass" twice, and

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[talyssa]

"I realized just how much this was the case yesterday, when The Assassin's father asked me in an irritated tone: "Why don't you have a girlfriend yet?!""

Maybe they are suspicious of your single status and think you may be luring thier little darling down the path of gaydom?