Discovered this a couple of days ago via Too Much Nick. Hilarious, and oddly enough, not too far from the truth. Reprinting here:No, Moslems don't believe that Jesus is the Messiah.

Think of it like a movie. The Torah is the first one, and the New Testament is the sequel. Then the Qur'an comes out, and it retcons the last one like it never ( Read more... )

At work, I am renowned for my ability to walk into a conversation at the worst possible (or best possible, depending on your point of view) moment. Other friends have noticed this ability before, but it somehow seems to be more pronounced at work ( Read more... )

Ian: "I'm not a rentboy, I'm an anti-rentboy. So don't send any my way. We will disappear in a flash of heat and energy. ...And yes, you can put that in your blog."

Ian: "We have Valentine's so that adults can have a prom every year."

"Drink the beer; it'll be good for you."

Today's title is taken from Elvira Kurt. It came to mind while I was watching the Top Gear interview with Michael Gambon, who was recounting his time in the '60s when Cubby Broccoli was considering him for the role of James Bond. Michael replied to him, "I can't be James Bond. I've got tits, and I'm going bald ( Read more... )

"I used to think my teeth were white until I used NoxzemaI went to the dentist last week. I have a fairly good relationship with my dentist, who keeps telling me that I have terrific teeth, except that they're so stained from tea and coffee, and could I please floss them occasionally? Actually, last week she dropped the "please", and has begun ( Read more... )

There is A Guy at work who is A: libertarian and B: a conspiracy theorist. He's also quite witty, and so his political discussions are usually quite interesting, provided that they don't wear you out. One day last week, he was talking with another coworker, and I didn't hear any of their conversation, except the very end, at which the woman, ( Read more... )

I saw my best friend from high school and one-time roommate last night. I don't talk about him much, mostly because I don't think he'd appreciate it much; he's an intensely private person. For convenience, I'll call him The Assassin, since that's his favorite class in Guild Wars. (As he is happy to point out, it contains the word "ass" twice, and ( Read more... )

Sfida: "Ok, I know what the problem with this movie is: They made Cyclops into a pussy."
The Maternal Unit: "Yeah, definitely, but Jean Grey makes up for it. She makes up for everyone who's a pussy in that movie."