Squee!
Discovered this a couple of days ago via Too Much Nick. Hilarious, and oddly enough, not too far from the truth. Reprinting here:No, Moslems don't believe that Jesus is the Messiah.
Think of it like a movie. The Torah is the first one, and the New Testament is the sequel. Then the Qur'an comes out, and it retcons the last one like it never happened. There's still Jesus, but he's not the main character anymore, and the Messiah hasn't shown up yet.
Jews liked the first movie, but ignored the sequels, Christians think you need to watch the first two, but the third movie doesn't count, Moslems think the third one was the best, and Mormons liked the second one so much they started writing fanfiction that didn't fit with ANY of the series canon.
Think of it like a movie. The Torah is the first one, and the New Testament is the sequel. Then the Qur'an comes out, and it retcons the last one like it never happened. There's still Jesus, but he's not the main character anymore, and the Messiah hasn't shown up yet.
Jews liked the first movie, but ignored the sequels, Christians think you need to watch the first two, but the third movie doesn't count, Moslems think the third one was the best, and Mormons liked the second one so much they started writing fanfiction that didn't fit with ANY of the series canon.