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sexydecoy

Not another one of these...

Mar 30, 2005 13:22

If you are reading this, reply with a memory about me.
Not a real one, though. Like the time we went parasailing with Cap'n Crunch.
Lets not waste our time recalling things that "actually" happened.
Then post this on your journal if you think I'm awesome.
This Waste of Time was Created by Alex Czysz. He would copywright it, but that would also be a ( Read more... )

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j9caf March 31 2005, 00:15:21 UTC

One time, we called the boyz and ran a train on Dave Coulier. He had an ass like a moose and a mouth full of salty balls.

sexydecoy March 31 2005, 01:18:12 UTC

Hahaha, those were good times. The best part was when we stuck a trumpet up his moose ass and it got stuck so he screamed: 'CUT! IT! OUT!"

Rem O. Nesser iceshark182 March 31 2005, 02:51:23 UTC

~

Remember that late autum night when the runaway, tranny-teen snapped off her pink toe-nail extensions in my scrotum sack while giving me a foot job? I knew I had to call you, for who else would pick me up from such a seedy, Kentucky, trucker rest-area without passing unfounded judgments against me and my love for vagrants socialized into a life of sex trade. Besides, you are my only friend who's riding clean in a teleporting monster truck with spinners. As I recall, you scooped me up, fastened my seatbelt, and took me back to the Sam's CLub loading dock we used to squat at, where you helped me to regain my strength on a steady diet of crystal meth and bengay foot ointment. Once I was back to my chipper self, I figured that I would repay your generosity by allowing you a round with my foxskin pocket-pussy, while I made all of the picket signs and pipe bombs for our bi-monthly Planned Parenthood protest.

We may have also went to Denny's that night.

-Pfleegor

Re: Rem O. Nesser sexydecoy March 31 2005, 04:53:55 UTC

I have since named the monster truck after your pocket pussy: The Holocauser!

rusteford March 31 2005, 04:43:58 UTC

god... remember back when we used to sneak into hospitals late at night, and kill babies just to drink their "youth juice"? haha... what crazy times those were...

yeah, i'm definately stealing this, and then telling my friends i made it up myself. see you in hell bastard!!

sexydecoy March 31 2005, 04:52:41 UTC

They were almost too delicious!

Fine! Steal, but your conscience will kill you forever, and it will be like that Flaming Moe/Homer episode of the Simpsons!

rusteford March 31 2005, 05:02:21 UTC

..i think i'm ok with that.

rusteford March 31 2005, 05:04:06 UTC

wait... did you make this yourself, or is it something that's been passing from livejournal to livejournal for centuries?

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