ResumeFAIL

[sexybee]

So I work for a corporate recruiting firm now as an internet researcher and sometimes it has its perks. Like unintentionally humorous resumes and cover letters. Ah, my pedantic side exults in its feeling of POWER as I hit the 'Delete' key.

In response to the job you have posted on Monster.com ______ I have taken the liberty of submitting my

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[skullx]

HAHAHAHA This made me laugh. A lot. :)

In other news, you're in Germany now?! *boggle*

[sexybee]

Yep. The vagaries of life in the US Army. Not that I'm complaining about a free trip to Europe. It's all so *pretty* here!