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[sexy_harem]

[Hey. Hey SBG. You've got condoms in your rooms. Everyone of you. Girls get the Poor Elle ones. Gee, wonder who might have sent those.]

Nice weather we're getting. Not a fan of the cold days, but hell, the dessert gets pretty cold at nights too. It's not like I can't just hop over to Gerudo Valley when I get bored, unlike some of you.

Oh yeah,

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[babylonmechanic]

Gee, thanks. At least it's something useful.

[Private; unhackable]
Remember that conversation we had before? Well, I've got a plan. You still in?

[sexy_harem]

[Private]
Of course. Are we going to burn down something?

Private

[babylonmechanic]

No, we're going to have a little fun with the staff. We're going to break into Master Hand's office, I'm going to hack his computer, and give the teachers... reassignments.

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[sexy_harem]

[solarock]

Oh... I really don't like the cold much, either. It doesn't seem many people in this school do like the cold.

[sexy_harem]

They all say that until they go sliding in the snow.

[solarock]

That's an activity that people enjoy, I assume.

[badassshadows]

*For a +10k-year-old with no sex life no matter what the one-sentence porn meme says, fucka u anon. And not in that way, either., this is pretty useless. Vashie will just dispose of that and pretend it never happened okay? Okay.*

[notstevejobs]

How did you get the grades, Mr. Ganondorf? The day we were supposed to give you the babies back for evaluation you were 8 years old and speaking in tongues.

[sexy_harem]

The babies were constantly uploading data to me, of course.

[drawin_on_trees]

Oh boy! I always wanted to learn how to make balloon animals!

[sexy_harem]

uh...kay kid.