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[sexy_harem]

[Hey. Hey SBG. You've got condoms in your rooms. Everyone of you. Girls get the Poor Elle ones. Gee, wonder who might have sent those.]

Nice weather we're getting. Not a fan of the cold days, but hell, the dessert gets pretty cold at nights too. It's not like I can't just hop over to Gerudo Valley when I get bored, unlike some of you.

Oh yeah,

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[getthisguyoffme]

*Slippy took his blaster and kept shooting at the condoms until there was only a smoldering lump of rubber left then stomped on the pile*

What do mean we all failed!? Do you know what Kumatora's gonna do to me?!

[sexy_harem]

Every single one of you had dead children. Tsk tsk.

[mailcalltime]

*Thanks Ganon...now if he only had someone he could use them with*

[burnoutthesky]

*OH LUUUUUUGIA~*

[guardianofsea]

*What no go away Ho-oh, he needs to get his lectures together. Etc etc more excuses.*

[sportsflower]

This is such bullshit.

[sexy_harem]

No it's condoms actually.

[tattlemethis]

Terrific! Thanks, Mr. Dragmire!

Hey Knuckles, I think I know what we're doing tonight...

[monotreme_101]

Thanks, Professor Dragmire - I'm glad you found our work up to standard!

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And thanks for the gift, bra - I'll make sure they are put to good... no... GREAT use.