Recap of the evening.

Food
Drinkin
Attempt at stealing crazymans christmas decorations
More drinkin
THE CASTLE
Throwing my cat halfway across my lawn

It was a good night

I wanna mass genocide emo kids.

No.

Seriously I do.

Apply here for hot sex.

Sorry I'm late
I was out spoiling my liver
I couldnt wait
The sun was up for far too long today
And I cant see straight
But the two of you look awfully pretty
I couldnt wait
The sun was up for far too long today.

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I'm wearing eyeliner.

I look hot.

Eyeliner is fun.

Except.

I think it got in my eye and that sucked.

Other then that.

Everything was sucessful.

Sorry for making it look like William Shatner typed this.

My friends are complete fucking assholes. Period dot end of story. I need new friends before I fucking kill someone.

fuck
wors tsigciarete ever

i wnet out side
peed
feel ove rin the street
smoked my smoke
locke dmyself out
spent 10 mintues trying to get in
walked intoa tpble

dammit
dont turn 21
bad things like aclohohop ahapen

night all

I am way to ufucke dup righ tnow. WAYY TOO MUCH YO!!!!!!!!!111!

me and the becca had a great talk t earlier about 4 minutes ago.

I luff feee her

seroiusl tesh great

alright ima try laying odwon with0ut tall the vomigntihgn actaion

bye yo

Woooohooo. The concert was fucking awesome. FUKKEN UBER!!!

Hanzel Und Gretyl was amazing as all hell.

Let's hear a round of applause for hot german death metal satan worshipping chick bands.