I fail to see why EVERYBODY IN THE FUCKING WORLD feels the need to quote Napoleon Dynamite.

Seriously.

No need.

FUCKING STOP IT ALREADY.

Ahh the wonder of personal ads.

Why you should get to know me: "I have a strange obsession with pop culture that could very well be described as 'teenybopper.'"

Why?

Explain why I should get to know you.

Schizotypal Personality Disorder - individual is uncomfortable in close relationships, has thought or perceptual distortions, and peculiarities of behavior.

Pat on the back for myself here.

I'm going outside to smoke until I die.

Ugh. People are starting to piss me off again. For a while I was doing good and not hating almost everyone. Yeah oh well there goes that. Meah. Everyone should die. Except me.

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I'm pretty sure I'm going to go out and buy every single Calvin and Hobbes book there is.

In addition to the 20 lb behemoth of the entire Farside collection.

Hmm. Kinda creepy how it managed to nail that so well.

In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Drink more beer.

Get your resolution here

I have an EXTREME distaste for women at the moment.

Oh yeah, and a guy named Dick.

Some people really can't induce vomiting. It is possible. People that feed bullshit and people that take the bullshit with big heaping spoons. It's fucking disgusting.

*vomit*

Yeah so. I just went out for a cigarette and the entire time, I just thought about way too much stuff at once. This sucks. I've got way too much going on but it really does not seem that way. So I'm sitting here at 4:20 in the morning eating cereal. I wish things were like they used to be. So easy so carefree. Not having to worry about some ( Read more... )