tl dr: i am displeased with macs

[sexafullcuban]

Imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant cock. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then

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[dougthealmighty]

Wow, what happened to you?
Last time I used one was a couple years ago. I was making a big poster for an important team project. It was recommended we use the Mac lab, because you know, Macs are great for graphics, right?
It froze. We lost work.
Fuck you Apple.

[createdruin]

I completely forgot about these until right now, haven't talked to you in a while now. Miss you.