Hey, uh, would you like infinite pounds of Starbucks coffee? I'm entitled to a pound a week, and I haven't taken advantage of this opportunity for several months. I seriously can't give the stuff away. If you want infinite pounds of coffee for home, I can give them to you.
I...I...I...I love you. Just keep them stashed away somewhere and next time I'm in Madison and if you can actually give me an address for once, I could swing by and pick 'em up.
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You'll be like my dealer, or supplier.
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My new address:
408 W Washington
Madison, WI
53703
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