Our Angelica loves adverts. We were never really sure why until we figured it was probably something to do with the fact that lots of colours and noise are packed into 30 seconds. Unless she actually does have more coming out than she's got coming in ( Read more... )

The BBC have managed a marvellous sideline in taking essentially the same programme idea and making loads of different shows from it. I mean, there is no difference at all between Bargain Hunt, Cash In The Attic and Car Booty.

But the one that raises my ire the most is Cash In The Attic. The idea behind this one is that you get an antiques expert ( Read more... )

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/6941392.stm

'Thank you' doesn't really cover it, Tony.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/07/25/death.cat.ap/index.html

Yeah, you know why these people are dropping dead when this cat pays them a visit? Because they see him and die of bloody shock, that's why.

Are there any songs that you REALLY like but they have one or two lines in them that just make you, go, ugh, why did you have to put that line in there ( Read more... )

You know, I've long been of the belief that one day, somebody will discover that E≠mc2.

I think it's pretty much well-established by now that Nuts and Zoo magazine have done little for the argument against the suggestion that society is dumbing down. Aside from pictures of women in various states of undress (which have already been used in about 176 different publications anyway), you sort of feel your brain liquifying whenever you ( Read more... )

Fuck David Beckham. Fuck Alexei Lalas. Fuck Sky Sports News ( Read more... )

http://www.guardian.co.uk/race/story/0,,2105919,00.html

Well, at least you did something funny in the end. You fat racist cunt.

I can't really fathom, at all, who thought that the bloke who sings the new version on the Home & Away theme tune is doing a good job. Anyone who isn't completely mutton Jeff should be able to tell that this is the worst singing voice and vocal performance ever used on the titles of a mainstream television programme. They should have gotten Frank ( Read more... )