I am looking for a roommate. In Orlando of course. By the end of July. I don't really care where in Orlando as long as the apartment is in a nice area and is clean. I don't want to live in the ghetto. Also, I prefer someone that doesn't do drugs or smoke pot. I have a scholarship that I can't risk losing. If anyone knows anyone that would be ( Read more... )

We have some people over and they started eating my food without asking.. I am pissed off..

and I just woke up... I am drinking coffee and then I am going to eat some breakfast before I have to go to work for inventory.. I haven't been to work in almost two weeks.. Two weeks! I don't even want to go back.. I like just going to school.. I can get soo much school work done and not have to worry about staying up late to get things done.. ( Read more... )

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FlaDaddie: hello napkins cute name ( Read more... )

I took this test in November 2002 and got a 37 ( Read more... )

Where oh where is my boyfriend?
Why hasn't he called?
He should have been
By Saturday
He should definitely be home...

I am in Maryland.

Could four first name signatures could fit on a flaccid penis if written with a Sharpie?

I think my toaster is broken.
I had to use the George Forman to make toast.
My toast is cold.